About Me

"you could prolly stop a war brandon!" - Jessie
-The name's Brandon.
-My birthday is June 9th.
-I live in Citrus Heights.
-I'm currently unemployed.
-I love all kinds of everything.
-Don't stereotype me, you'll just look like an idiot.
-I'm not lookin to date anyone, but it would be nice.
-Titties are my favorite...
-So are nice lookin butts.
-Ass n tittes!!!!
-I don't give a fuck what you think of me.
-I know who i am,
-Maybe you should find out.
-Ignorant people can suck my nuts.
-I love being around eccentric people.
-Going to the lake, river, or anywhere out of Citrus heights is fun!
-Most of the time, I don't have anything important to say.
-Death, blood, and gore all give me a chubby...
-So does marijuana!
-I'm not picky with my alcohol, except if it's E&J Brandy.
-I have a gravity bong, and it's name is Victor Von Doom AKA Dr. Doom.
-Fuck with my friends and you'll wake up with a pickaxe up your butt.
-I drive a ford explorer.
-The word COOCH is interesting to me for some reason.
-I'm smarter than I look. I'm not just a stupid stoner kid.

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My Interests

"I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out." - Ricky Bobby

I'd like to meet:

- A girl who isn't completely insane and indecisive
-People that are like my friends and i

Music:

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO
psyopus

sluts

me and him call it us

minus the bear

robinson

lymphatic phlegm

an albatross

deltron 3030

knights of the abyss

mobb deep

cumbeast

hacksaw to the throat

mew

as tall as lions

mf doom

circle of dead children

the partisan turbine

cattle decapitation

cassiopeia

animal collective

woods of ypres

naked city

panda bear

brotha lynch hung

daughters

7000 dying rats

finntroll

wicked pussy from the wild west

into eternity

yip-yip

fuck...i'm dead

torsofuck

emperor

quasimoto

guttural secrete

urgehal

cloacal kiss

high and driving

giles

Movies:

winter passing
akira
jackass 2
lord of war
blow
wonderland
vanilla sky
old school
x
american history: x
saw
kill bill vol. 1
kill bill vol. 2
FFVII:AC
anchorman
talladega nights

Television:

metalocaplyse
squidbillies
minoriteam
weeds
prison break
family guy
south park
ATHF
spiderman
colbert report
power rangers
venture bros
boondocks

Heroes:

Every single one of my friends. I wouldn't have life with anybody but you guys. Each day I wake up and smile, knowing that there are people I know will never let me down. I love you all, especially the ones I consider my family. You all know who you are. I can't stand the thought of losing any of you. You guys make life worth living.... oh yeah...and goldar!