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About Me


I'm Michelle.
I like consecutive numbers and making lists.
I like to be strong. But I'm very afraid.
I'm constantly learning things, every day.
This life really is a trip.
There is so much I want to do and see.
I'm a total Harry Potter nerd. And proud.

My boyfriend is my best friend, among other things. We have the most wonderful life and it can only get better.
We have 3 axolotls, 1 beta fish (Chuck Liddell), 1 blue tongued skink (Scruffy), 1 brazilian rainbow boa (Rush), and 1 western hognose snake (Hermione).
Oh, and 9 pipes, and 3 bongs.
And our family is still growing.


Who'da thunk it?

My Blog

Fuck it?

I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:44:00 GMT

Man law.

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:25:00 GMT

Dr. Michael Stone. Scale of Evil.

..> 01 Those who kill in self-defense and do not show psychopathic tendencies 02 Jealous lovers who, though egocentric or immature, are not psychopathic 03 Willing companions of killers: aberrant ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:05:00 GMT

Questionnaire for heterosexuals

Ask yourself the following questions. If you think any of them are rediculous or insulting, consider that they are frequently asked of and about people with a gay sexual orientation. 1.When and how d...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:31:00 GMT