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maximum carnage!!!

i'm back and better then ever ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

About Me

about me? about ME!!!? HA i'm too much to handle! one time i set my mom on fire when i was six besause she vacumed during lost in space! when i was seven i pushed my grandma down the stairs because she smacked me. i was a top notch killa. but i found out that holding people hostage at the train station with a stolen bomb is a felonieand results in prison. as soon i was in my prison cell and i killed my cellmate because his stomache was too weak for a nife to go through it. now my new cell mate comes along. eddie brock. asked him how he got there and he said spiderman ruined his life. funny because spiderman busted me in the first place. then i scared the shit out of him when i said that i have secret stash of bodies at the ambanded acme wharehouse. then a package came for him with black rocks in it and he went wild. i guess he likes rocks. then all of a sudden the rocks came alive and turned to liquid and combined with brock and now he looked like a mix of spiderman and alien. the hobgoblin came and busted "venom" out. that's what he called him. but the hobgoblin had a container with some weird green liquid in it. he called it the goblin serum. i wanted that power! luckily i stole one of those rocks from that package. they were kicking the crap out of the guards. i dropped the rock, hobby dropped the serum on the rock and the container brock and the rock turned from black to RED! then it turned to liquid and joined me. now I AM CARNAGE!!!!!!! no one has a chance against me!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

black symbiote + goblin serum + me = carnage!!! but my wicked abilities are better then topher grace looking woos. what my costume does is same powers as eric from that 70's show lookalike. same strength, same jump height, crawl on walls, the suit can heal me, feed on people exept i don't feed on their energy but suck the life out of people life forms. and my webbing can come out from any part of me but it's red and black. i can turn the tips of my body razor sharp. but something that can take me down: loan noises. OH I CAN'T STAND LOUD NOISES!!!! my symbiote can seperate from me to do some serious damage. but fro some reason i feel like something is trying to crawll out from beneath my skin. but what ever because now I CAN CONTROL MYSELF!!!!!! I AM MAXIMUM CARNAGE!!!

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killed the hobgoblin. spidey and venom got pissed. i kidnapped maryjane watson and started cutting her on her arm with my symbiote at my secret stash. then the 2 dorks came and tried to take me down. i kicked both their asses. but something suddenly happened. spidey whipped out a sonic cannon and shot me. too bad because my weakness is noise. my costume evaperated along with my skin. no costume + no skin = uh oh. i was a gonner, then. see after that venom and webhead got into a little fight. spiderman turned on all the gas in the acme wharehouse and lit a match. everything blew up. they both managed to survived. spidey protected himself by a webshield. venom barely survived. his weakness is heat. the fire was too bareble for him to take it. is costume was slowely disappering too. he could barely walk to spiderman to feed on him. he died. right in his arms. but one atom of the suit managed to survived and duplicated it's cells. it found it's way to brock's grave and venom survived. if he found a way then i found a way. I'M BACK!!! AND I'M NOW MAXIMUM CARNAGE!!!

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final round!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we're continuing our threeway fight!!!! me, venom and uh what's his name....... the son...
Posted by maximum carnage!!! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST