FAT |
well...life is good now that I finally am doing the job I love.Some times it is better than others but for the most part I am happy.My ass however is getting fat and it’s not from eating, I gues...
Posted by Ilana on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:24:00 PST |
Yay... for stupid LOL |
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS - VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH
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Posted by Ilana on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST |
NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Any way...................so last night at work all of our managers turned into servers for one shift and I decided to volunteer for Shiftleading (what was I thinking).Not only was it as we all know F...
Posted by Ilana on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:32:00 PST |
Been Off my meds for too long |
So it has been quite funny the last couple of weeks....here at Ft Bragg....after being here for almost two months I finally got most of meds straight except for my topamax.YAY!!!!!!Which of course mea...
Posted by Ilana on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST |
A little discovery I have made...... |
Communication.........what does it mean?
No really think about it........how many times a day do you think some one understands what you have meant to say and come to find out, they had no clue what y...
Posted by Ilana on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST |
The Wiccan Rede |
The Wiccan Rede (Long form)(also known as The Rede of the Wiccae and the Witches' Creed)Generally credited to Doreen ValienteHear now the word of the Witches, the secrets we hid in the night, When dar...
Posted by Ilana on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST |
How to poop at work |
How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves othe...
Posted by Ilana on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:35:00 PST |
LIFE |
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the differe...
Posted by Ilana on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:28:00 PST |
Questions???? |
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Have you ever seen the arrow on the fedex truck between the E and the X, did they mean for it to be like that or was it an accident?
Don't put el...
Posted by Ilana on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:55:00 PST |
STRESS |
Some ways to handle stress.......
* Dance naked in front of your pets
* Pay your electric bill in pennies
* Drive to work in Reverse
* Send the Doctor a bill for the time he made you wait in the waiti...
Posted by Ilana on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:42:00 PST |
