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daph elyse

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About Me


About me:
i got a pocket
got a pocketful of sunshine
i got a love
and i know that it's all mine
oh
do what you want
but you're never gonna break me
sticks and stones
are never gonna shake me
no
take me away
a secret place
a sweet escape
take me away
take me away
to better days
take me away
a higher place
Im Daphne.
21 on May 4, 2008.
i have blonde hair and blue eyes.
but im not the typical girl.
im an aspiring photographer.
i will be known one day.
i have the crunkest little brother.
id kill a skank for him.
any skank.
my best friend is a dumbass.
but i would die without her.
i have the best boyfriend in the entire universe.
and nobody can tell me different.
i smoke.
get over it.
patient.
reliable.
self indulgent.
greedy.
aggressive.
im broke, but im spoiled.
i cant wait to get married.
i cant wait to reproduce.
i guess i am the typical girl.
im rough around the edges.
im nice if you get to know me.
not alot of people actually get to do that.
i love pulpy OJ.
i despise the president.
polka dots rock my world.
baseball hats make my knees weak.
stray cats make my heart ache.
thats whats i strive for.
i would survive off poptarts and pizza rolls.
i could give you the world.
and a little bit more.
im gellin.
no really, i am.
my name is daphne.
and im addicted to myspace.
*hi daphne*
i would marry Andy Warhol if it were possible.
i speed.
way to my heart: Gerber Daisies.
i heart my new room mate more than the world.
gatorade is the shit.
root beer is disgusting.
sex is my drug of choice.
i've had a rocky past with love.
my apartments better than yours.
no really, check out the pics.
i shut down when Im mad.
i actually like to do laundry.
and i LOVE to vaccuum.
i spit, cuss and burp like a boy.
and my true friends accept that.
i overanalyze things.
i have cute undies.
justin is my backbone.
i'd die without him.
well, that was before his girlfriend came along.
i hate being told what to do.
annd i hate being told what not to do.
im a beaner.
and i get picked on because of that.
my guilty pleaser: shopping for sheets.
i have 5 tattoos.
and definitely getting more.
boob.
im a cuddler.
or a canoodler.
whichever you prefer.
i work with 99% of my friends.
my cure to boredom: solitaire.
im an insomniac.
rap music makes me want to pee on your mom.
if you like me good.
if you dont, then get the hell out!
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