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LET SHARILYN TAKE OVER!!!

About Me


adopt your own virtual pet!.. HAHA IM SO EASILY AMUSED!!!"i am only horny on days that end with Y" that just about sums it up... J/K sorry to get you exited ... my friends always call me BITCH but i think its because it stands for beautiful intelligent talented cunning and horny wait i meant happy ...so i dont mind it :) plus i think i wear it well... and thats pretty much all i have to say about me. Im kidding again. :) No but really i can be a bitch if nessecary but i am usually very laid back. So laid back that if im not at work (cause yes i do work its not all play)you can find me at Foxy's (my favorite bar) around 4 o'clock almost everyday :) but i usually dont start drinking until 8:30 (im not that much of an alcoholic)((ok i might have a couple of drinks but i dont get drunk)) i just go to play some pool, talk, listen to music and hang out with my freinds. BLAH BLAH BLAH... well now you can find me at Foxy's no sundays and mondays bartending... i used to work friday and saturday nights but not anymore soon you can find me there monday through ... well monday :) ... If for some reason im not at Foxy's i'll be back in about 10 minutes :) lol j/k Friday nights im at the RambleInn (Stumble Out) singing kareoke live on the radio 89.3 :) fun times... I'm very easily amused, im blonde if that explains anything :) and also i get bored easily so i'm going to wrap this up as quickly as i can... basically im trying to have some fun for the first time in a long time i have no real worries in life i have a steady job, a place to live and i finally got a car that (knock on wood) is getting me from point a to point b with a few pit stops in between.. i have good friends a wonderful boyfriend that im about to move in with and i have my guitar so im happy :) and i cant complain...
B Beautiful
I Intelligent
T Talented
C Cunning
H Horny no, Happy
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How to make a BITCH
Ingredients:
5 parts beauty
1 part brilliance
5 parts hornyness
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add talent to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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How to make a SHARILYN
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
3 parts crazyiness
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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S Stunning
H Hot
A Adventurous
R Rare
I Irresistible
L Light
Y Yum
N Nerdy
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You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Sharilyn may explode without warning
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You are 93% Scorpio
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||| 16%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comSTABILITY RESULTS were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.ORDERLINESS RESULTS were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.EXTRAVERSION RESULTS were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.TRAIT SNAPSHOT:expressive, open, self revealing, loves large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like social isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, always busy, likes to fit in, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, trusting, optimistic, desires attention, dominant, aggressive, wants to be understood, realisticCopy and paste the following code into the "about me" section of your myspace profile!
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Your Birthdate: November 9
You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.
You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.
Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.
You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything.
Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility
Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic
Your power color: Pine green
Your power symbol: Circle
Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Were a Wolf
You have an instinctual intelligence that guides your life.
Your family and "pack" is of primary importance, and you protect them. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?What does your eyes say
Colorful

You have a spontaneous personality, your always surrounded by your closest friends, and you hate being bored. You dont care what other people think because you love you for everything your worth and you love to make people laugh. Your talent is knowing how to have fun.

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My Interests

YOU, guys with tatoos and/or pierced nipples and/or musicians, i like nice shoulders and arms on men and seriously i dont know exactely what it is but bald men are damn sexy not getting old bald ... unless it works for yah but ... shaved bald mmm yeah its fuckin hot im sorry ;)..., MOTORCYCLESwriting music, playing guitar, keyboard, and harmonica, singing, drawing, painting, making jewelry, playing sports, MIDNIGHT VOLLEYBALL ;), playing pool, snorkeling, going to the beach, boating on the river, partying, clubbing, dancing, drinking of course if you didnt already know that then you must have been born 2 seconds ago, playing asswhole after the bar until 5-6 in the morning, riding in cars with boys and girlz, and um... i dont know i might be missing something... um...ssssstuffsssssssssssssstuffssssssssssexssssssssssstuff yeah... stuff ;) ... i guess ;) yah know what i mean jelly bean? ;) ooh yeah jelly beans are interesting ;) i like jelly beans, jelly beans make me go crazy, crazy? i was crazy once, they put me in a room with jelly beans, jelly beans? i like jelly beans... :) alright alright ill quit it!! next question please...

I'd like to meet:

...I wanna meet this baby already ;) 9 months is ways to long ;).........................i would like to meet... well... people... kind-of... i dont really like people because they irritate me but for you i'll make an exception cause i like you! im up to meeting anyone i like to meet new people anywhere anytime so just send me a messege. I adopted a cute lil' fairy fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
F Fine
R Refreshing
I Insane
E Extreme
N New
D Dirty
S Smart
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i really dont care i just like to dance and/or just nod my head to the beat :) or sing whatever yah know?.....fleetwood mac yeah buddy, ill listen to anything but i really like classic rock... and hip hop... and ... i like bob marley too hehe and toby keith and rhcp and the doors and the faint and janis joplin and lets see... oh fuck we could go on for days screw this ......oh yeah... if you havent already you really should listen to one of my favorite songs FEELING LOVE by Paula Cole it is a very good song............................OK so i moved to a hicktown :) and im hooked on country music fuck off if you don't like it :) and no Becky :) we don't need to have an intervention :) lol unless you guys are all going to come here to Florida to have that little talk :) yeah? yeah? sounds good right? :) ok see you soon

Movies:

personally i like scary movies and musicals best. Porn is good too :) lol.... i'll watch whatever you put in.

Television:

the history channel, sex and the city, family guy, south park, futurama, csi, law and order, boston legal, i dont know anything really... funny as it sounds i really dont watch that much tv anymore ;) Like i said before i moved to a hicktown :) and im hooked on CMT :)

Books:

anything dean koontz, the sleeping beauty trilogy-anne rice writting as a.n. roquelaure, teasing; innocent fun or sadistic malice?-linda sones feinberg, the zoot suit riots-mauricio mazon, the jungle-upton sinclair, flowers for algernon-daniel keyes, a conferderacy of dunces-john kennedy toole, the red tent-anita diamant, anything perri oshaugnessy, theories of modern art-herschel b. chipp, engaging men-lynda curnyn, mythology-edith hamilton, life on the mississippi-mark twain, the american spirit-thomas a. bailey& david m. kennedy

Heroes:

my mom because she's a professional pimp hehe ... i dont know i havent given it much thought so i'll get back to you on that one

My Blog

Poisonous Spiders SUCK!!! and dont ever take percocet w/out food

i feel like shit... i got bit by a spider the other day and my ankle started to swell up real bad and it itches like a muther .. well you know... when i woke up the next day every bone and muscle and ...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

Chris said it was Enlightening so i read it ... and now you can read it too

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time i...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:29:00 PST

I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I WANT TO GO BACK

Everything seems so perfect over there. Everyone's all buddy buddy and shit.  Thats great im happy eveything is finally working out. Theres only one person that i know that is actually excit...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:32:00 PST

I MISS LONG BEACH

Well thats basically it i miss long beach.... i just found a shit load of people here on myspace that i havent seen since back in the days and yeah it just takes yah back... I MISS LONG BEACH!!!!...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 12:01:00 PST

A$$ HOLES (just ranting and raving again you know me)

 i really dont get it ... you find people online that you havent seen in years last time you talked you were on good terms but when you try to talk to them and ask them to be your friends so you ...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:06:00 PST

leaving yay but wait...

before i leave I made a Quiz for you! <A HREF="Take'>http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz_IM.php?quizname=0510 09034556-856968">Take my Quiz!</A> and then <A HREF="Check'>http://www.q...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:55:00 PST

ice cream anyone?

Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan! You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:19:00 PST

what emotion are you?

You are Lust.Every part of you screams "Do me now!" You exude sexuality and while others sometimes view you as a slut, you see yourself as only giving into your base desires....
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:00:00 PST

genius compser

Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polargenius, with equal passion for the mostdegrading aspects of humanity, as well as thebeauty & wonder of God and Heaven. Which fucked-up genius compose...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my true nature

Your True Nature by llScorpiusllUsernameThe quality that most appeals to you:Sex appealIn a survival situation, you:Do what is necessaryYour hidden talent is:A beautiful mindYour gift is:An iron const...
Posted by BEND OVER ROVER... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST