Joseph and His Technicolor Asshat

joey myer is one of the most influential musicians of his or any generation. his blindingly handsome good looks have taken him to such great places as kentucky, and even ohio. he has shared the stage with the likes of stewart greenwalsh, evan mcclarin, and he even got a wiff of one of the many farts that elmer fogelby let out while playing his legendary harmonica. if you would like to book joey myer for an upcoming show, just clap your hands behind your back 4 times and you'll look like an idiot before you e-mail [email protected]