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I call them all rubik's cubes 'cause I really used to think they were hard

About Me

Haha...people who try to be overly sexy on this thing kill me. You know what? I'm going to put up some provacative pictures of me doing everyday things like using the plunger and paying my bills.

I'm an avid fan of MJ. Yeah I said it...say something bad about Mike...I dare you.

Just moved here from Orlando. Lived there for about 3 months so really I just moved here from Action-ville, NC. I'm a hardcore fan of all things Carolina except Duke.

I'm crazier than I look and smarter than I act.

My Interests

Haha...this never gets oldWhat the hell does he say to the ref? Probably somethin' crazy like, "Don't touch my popsicles!"

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't type LyKe Thiz and the leprechaun!!

Music:

Copywrite, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Non-phixion, Cunninglynguist, Nappy Roots, Jodeci, Linkin Park, Nirvana, 112, *old* Dru Hill, Nas, Biggie Smalls, Big L, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, *old* New Edition, Prodigy, Canibus, Pharoah Monche

Movies:

Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In the Hood

Television:

24, Simpsons, Oz, Sopranos, Family Guy, Carolina Basketball

Books:

Anything by R.A. Salvatore

Heroes:

Flava Flav

My Blog

to the left to the left....need to tilt my wig a little to the left

You must not know 'bout weave You must not know 'bout weave I can have some more glue in a minute Matter fact it'll be here in a minute baby, you must not know 'bout weave You must not know 'bout...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

flashback to childhood

I've got the Joy Joy Joy Joy...down in my heartWhere?Down in my heartWhere?Down in my heartI've got the Joy Joy Joy Joy...down in my heartWhere?Down in my heart to stay.....And I'm so H-A-P-P-Y...so v...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST

my toofis

I've always wondered why dental assistants are always slim, females. The question still lingers as to why they're always females (not that I'd ever want a dude), but yesterday I discovered why it's ha...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

'cause I was commanded to do so

7 weird habits/embarrassing things about ME,"                            Here...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:20:00 PST

Crime-Mob ho....

Alright so I was taking the metro from Crystal City to Arlington this afternoon. I felt like being a slacker so I took the scenic route. I didn't get much sleep last night so the eyelids were reaal he...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:55:00 PST

Snorg

Is it me or the chick in the snorg T-shirt ads has some big ass teeth?  Like....like....Curtis Jackson teeth...     I'm just sayin'
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:32:00 PST

Myspace hos

How do these My-hos keep finding me?    No I don't want to check out your webcam.......     Well, aight I'll look but I ain't signin' up for nothing...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST

secret

I'm secretly addicted to these little clicking myspace games
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST

'cause I'm bored

***WHILE YOU'VE BEEN DRUNK, HAVE YOU EVER....***1. Peed on yourself? Nah, homey2. Peed somewhere that's not the toilet or outside? nope...in 1st grade once I....you know what...nevermind.  3. Be...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:16:00 PST

The Luther

Legend has it that Luther Vandross desperately wanted a burger one night but was too lazy to go to the local store to purchase some bread.  He had some stale krispe kreme donuts left over and dec...
Posted by Used to call me Crazy Joe on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:30:00 PST