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About Me

Don't friend me if you're not going to send me a message introducing yourself. I will reject you brutally, and I'll also piss on your dog. Seriously, just don't do it. Don't think about doing it. Don't even talk about doing it. Don't talk about thinking about doing it.I love kittens, cats, and other small furry critters, and my heart hates Uggos.I graduated from college, got paid to go to grad school, realized I hated what I do, quit the shit out of grad school, and now work a low-stress, well-paying job where I can show up in sweat-pants and day-old makeup and nobody cares. Better? Sure, although I still feel like a jackass for quitting grad school.I used to be very shy. And hideous. Imagine Bill Gates bred incorrectly with a giant talking anus. I was like the hideous shy beast that beautiful people kicked in the face for fun. Actually I'm still really shy. And fairly hideous. My horrible social anxiety can usually only be overcome by copious amounts of stimulants. GIVE ME ILLEGAL DRUGS.The five gods of music are Nick Cave, Brian Molko, David Bowie, Robert Smith, and Morrissey. If you disagree, I will fight you. Sorry.Reality television is a sin. If you disagree, I will politely agree to disagree, but if you try to argue with me, I will fight you. With a bat. A really big one. And I'm not sorry about it, either. When American Idol makes headlines ahead of presidential races, it's time to cash in your chips and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.I firmly believe that there is no situation, no matter how professional or formal, in which a little humor should go unappreciated. I put a stick-figure cyborg in my thesis presentation to the faculty and it was the best decision I ever made. Ever.Unless you're some kind of crazy high-powered musician, don't put sound on your website. In addition to being a massive web design mistake that screams "I have a dick-face", it makes me sad in my special place. Seriously. If I wanted to hear your shitty music by some hardcore indie emo local band that is just some kid simultaneously crying and screaming into a five dollar mic, I would drive to your town and then kill myself for being such a toolbox.I used to be "gawthy"...but now I'm more or less just a weird-looking guy who wears makeup once in a while. Deal. I'm fucking done with this thing. BYE.

My Interests

Outer Space Exploration, B-rated movies, alcohol, making clothes, being silly, make up, hating politics, cooking (and failing), adult swim, bondage tape, Devil May Cry, fucking the status quo, Halloween, music, eyeliner, sticking it to the man, fine wines, sewing, Brandon Lee, music, programming, Final Fantasy 6 (american) and 7, Communism, hope, reading, sex, miniskirts, hair dye, being naked, physics, romance, old video games (x-com UFO defense and wing commander: privateer and stronghold and Moraff's Revenge), south street, cool clothes, handcuffs and wrist restraints, really bad porn (Edward Penishands and The Bottom Dweller), love, autumn, digital cameras, adderall, photography, mix tapes and CDs, fires, bruce lee, art, kitties, jewelry, hating politicians who try to make the rich richer and the poor poorer, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody but astronauts. Fucking filthy astronauts, I HATE THEM ALL.

Music:

David Bowie, AFI, Ramones, Johnny Cash, Sex Pistols, HIM, Billy Joel, The Smiths, Placebo, Bjork, Saves The Day, Jimmy Eat World, Eve 6, Morrissey, Cruxshadows, Agnostic Front, Death In June, The Cure, Zeromancer, Icon of Coil, Dresden Dolls, Depeche Mode, Queen, Auf Der Maur, Velvet Underground, Bad Religion, Joy Division, Something Corporate, ThouShaltNot, Green Day, The Vandals, Simon and Garfunkel, My Vitriol, Loreena McKennitt, Future Bible Heroes, Nerf Herder, Lou Reed, Suede, Interpol, Unwritten Law, Dropkick Murphies, Seabound, Flogging Molly, Stabbing Westward, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, The Start, Kidney Thieves, Mortiis, blah....blah...blah

Movies:

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Nightmare before Christmas, Run Lola Run, Trigun, Hellsing, Pirates of the Caribbean, A Beautiful Mind, The Crow, Snatch, Fallen Angels, Anything that qualifies as Zombie Porn, Enter The Dragon, Every other bruce lee movie ever made, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Battle Royale, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, City of Angels (not the 'sequel' to the crow), Office Space, Zoolander, Six String Samurai, Robo vampire, Goldeneye (Boris is my HERO), Wayne's World, Velvet Goldmine, SLC punk, Eurotrip, High Fidelity (And most other Cusack-related films), and generally b-rated horror films and cheesy 80s flicks.

Television:

Family Guy, Good Eats, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, My So-called Life, Simpsons, The Discovery Channel when it's about giant kitties, Futurama, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, Iron Chef...I don't watch much TV.

Books:

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, A Bridge To Terabithia, Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, and so so much more. Reading is good folks, it's....it's just plain fun. Plus it teaches you how to spell. Spelling is good.

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, Clowns that aren't afraid to shed tears, Citizen Snips

My Blog

Beneath a blood-red sky

I sat beneath the weeping sky and thought of almost nothingAnd by almost nothing I mean absolutely everythingIn a nutshell. I was a dark but increasingly normal boyA child of the aging and formerly op...
Posted by Danny Blue on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:40:00 PST

Life Update

So. I went to graduate school this past semester. Annndd I decided it was not what I wanted to do with my life. I kind of hated it. A lot. So I just got a job where I'll make 45K, still will get to ha...
Posted by Danny Blue on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

A Treatise on Political Ads and Kitten Punting

Me: DEATH'S TOO GOOD FOR THAT WHORE. I'M GONNA FUCK THAT BITCH, THEN I'M GONNA SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD, AND THEN I'M GONNA FUCK HER THERE!Bill: Um...who...exactly?*** Auto-response sent to Bill: Slacker...
Posted by Danny Blue on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

Reverie Gone Astray (Harry's Circumcision)

Looking in the mirror, Harry didn't like what he saw The cheeks of his mother, the eyes of his father As each day crashed around him, the future stood revealed: He was turning ...
Posted by Danny Blue on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:15:00 PST

Arpaio is a pig, on the subject of criminality

the notion that "these are bad men and we are going to make them suffer for the things they have done" is both naive and completely false.Consider the following paragraph: "Maybe if all prisons were l...
Posted by Danny Blue on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet

Me: don't you hate that feeling you get after eating?Zac Attack: that feeling of self loathing?Me: uhh I was thinking more like the vomitous feelingZac Attack: oh....Zac Attack: so was I Me: no man......
Posted by Danny Blue on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:36:00 PST

ursinus, I hardly knew ye.

I am done with that 'college' thing. I kind of feel old. Hah hah.I graduated with distinguished honors, got the faculty prize in my discipline, was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, and graduated summa cu...
Posted by Danny Blue on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:25:00 PST

Life was too boring

I have 23 hours to write a 20 page paper. Haven't done any previous research or necessary reading. I've got the guts, but do I have the goods?! Find out tomorrow at 3. PS, I killed your dog. ... S...
Posted by Danny Blue on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:25:00 PST

AJ you are fucking retarded

Posted by Danny Blue on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:23:00 PST

I found God and all his devils inside her

Oh yeah, and I broke my makeup mirror. It fell like 3 times before and still didn't break...I probably should have moved it. But I didn't, so I guess I will just turn on Iron Chef....the guest judges ...
Posted by Danny Blue on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:50:00 PST