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Michael Jones

'Allergic to Broke

About Me

I was born and raised in Maryland. My pops was in the army so i moved to Belgium and live there for a couple years. Then we moved back to Maryland, and then to rural ass Pennsylvania. Right now im trying to get a degree in business and hopefully get a good job."I'm from MARYLAND, not Baltimore for the last time! But yes we are similar. We do NOT have an accent, just unique slang. We have our own style everyone loves. We're also not New England or the dirty south; we're the Mid Atlantic don't get it twisted. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's the beach, not the shore; and we drink water, not "wooder." or "wata" It's not "where you's goin'?" it's "where ya'll going." It's pizza, not pie; and we are NOT hicks. We have the second most prosperous BLACK County in the US, which is PG County. We play in DC and rest in MD. It's DC, not Washington; and we know how to get anywhere. We know how to drive aggressively yet cautiously. We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas. We know what and where the Naval Academy is. We are the Chocolate City! We love crabs, corn, and beer. We don't think Maryland is the best state in the Nation; we just know it is."
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My Interests

Working out, Partying, Traveling, School, Basketball, Football,Girls

Music:

Jay Z,Eminem,Alica Keys,50,Kanye West,Usher,Ray Charles,Marvin Gaye,Christina Aguilera,Nas,Biggie,Mariah Carey,Tupac,A.Z,John Ledgend,Old School Slow Jams like H-Town,K.C. and JoJo, Oasis

Movies:

Troy,Ray,Menance II Society,Black Hawk Down,Blow,Pulp Fiction,Casino,Scarface,Top Gun,Goodfellas,Fade to Black,Crash(Great Movie).

Television:

Sopranos,Commander and Chief,Real World,Sports Center,Family Guy, Simpsons, 24(The best show)

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: WHO? MIKE JONES
Birthday: December 5
Birthplace: Salisbury, Murdaland
Current Location: Shippensburg,Pa
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Afro-American,Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike's
Your Weakness: Grey Goose
Your Fears: Dying
Your Perfect Pizza: Some Pizza joint in N.Jersey
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be all I can be
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wanna go back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: everything
Your Bedtime: whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Freshman year @ SHIP
Pepsi or Coke: niether
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Trying to Quit
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: There, and ready to graduate
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Sometimes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Old and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If I told you Id have to kill you
What country would you most like to Visit: Switzerland,Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any except all that pink and purple shit
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 5'7
Weight: 135
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Dont know
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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Heroes:

The men and women who sacraficed their blood, sweat, and tears for this country!