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Gyna

Stradle something that big for three hours and your crotch is bound to hurt

About Me

Let me just sum it up. I'm loud and obnoxious yet quiet and under-control when the time is right...and belligerant most of the time. It is normal for me to act retarded in public and I have no problem with doing so. I'm trustworthy, smart (although i do get my airhead moments), honest, compassionate, a hater of snooty mean people, love to be with those that make me laugh and make me happy, and downright silly. I like Dannon peach flavored yogurt, but hate peaches. When I'm sober, I may seem like I'm drunk and when I'm drunk (which isn't often anymore), I tend to steam vegetables over the stove in a plastic strainer or make over-cooked "grilled" cheese sandwiches in the microwave. My ultimate goal is to be happy with every aspect of my life (hence quitting my real job after being in the 'real world' for two years and going back to school for my second BS degree). I'm slowly but surely getting there and hope to get there before I'm 33 (yes, random, I know).
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My Interests

napping (even though it doesn't happen often), road and air trips, geeking out, acting like a kid at the park, talking with different accents, pilates, rollerblading, running, working out, shopping for things that i don't need, going for walks, chillin' with animals...and that doesn't include eating them!

I'd like to meet:

Jane Goodall, Jeff Corwin, Mike Rowe, whoever invented sugar free chocolate, the Ringling Brothers or any descendants of to beat their faces in, Kevin James because he's HILARIOUS, Chris Daughtry because he's gorgeous and his voice is amazing, Rob and Big and Meaty and Mini-horse too, GWBush to see if he's as moronic and idiotic in person as he is on TV, somehow my two grandpas who have long passed. From what I've heard, they were pretty damn cool! I'd also like to see my mama and my sista more in my dreams.
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Music:

love jonny legend, daughtry, kt tunstall, LIVE, michael buble (god, his last name is fantastic!), hinder, some country, joss stone, amy winehouse, rhythm and blues, very few hip-hop songs, soul, jazz, classical when i'm trying to study. and me when i make up songs or sing songs "blue from blues clues" style.

Movies:

bloodsport, ever after, princess bride, mystic river, white chics, deuce bigalow (mainly for the terets scene), crash, saw, saw II, saw III, wrong turn, elf, borat, scent of a woman, the 300, double jeopardy, raising helen, the skeleton key, i know pronounce you chuck and larry, the count of monte cristo...LOVE IT

Television:

Rob and Big, Dirty Jobs, anything on the animal planet, Law and Order...SVU only, anything on National Geographic, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Man vs. Wild, The Bad Girls Club, Miami Ink, Nip/Tuck, Still Standing, and most of all...gotta have my dose of King of Queens. love Kevin James. LOVE him.

Books:

Angels and Demons, DaVinci Code, Joy Luck Club, Walter the Farting Dog, Holes

Heroes:

my mother...even though she's gone, i still look up to her and all that she lived through, SPCA/HS investigators and cops...they have a job that i would never be able to emotionally handle

My Blog

I admit. I have an addiction.

Even though I do admit it everytime someone brings it up, I might as well just get it all out there.  I have an addiction.  I can't stop.  It calls my name early in the morning after I ...
Posted by Gyna on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:35:00 PST

and the memories are Freeee Faaaallllin'

Today is April 9, 2007.  Being that my sister died two years ago, I thought I'd share some memories about her.  Since I'm in the need for a good laugh, I'll try to make these amusing for all...
Posted by Gyna on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

Hiccups are irritating. So is life.

I just got up from a nap about 15 minutes ago...one of those things that people take when they're tired.  As tired as I have been lately, I surprisingly haven't taken one in a while.  Along ...
Posted by Gyna on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

Finally...time to breathe

With the holidays over, I now have time to breathe.  Thank god.  I "successfully" finished my first semester back in college as I continue to work towards this 2nd degree.  I say "succe...
Posted by Gyna on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

Three Stooges

Anyone that has stepped foot into our house knows that you'll either leave confused, irritated, sore from laughing so hard, or all of the above.  That's because you have entered the house of Larr...
Posted by Gyna on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST

Memories on Kemp Street

Well, dad and Marcos just left back for Rhinelander after a short visit.  I wish Marcos could've stayed but if the house is sold and he's still kickin', he's staying here with me.  Anyhoo, ...
Posted by Gyna on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:08:00 PST

Oh Geez

So I haven't even had class yet but had to work at 8 and now I have an hour break.  I was greeted with this e-mail from Mel with this HILARIOUS article on yahoo news... A Slovak driver who crashe...
Posted by Gyna on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST

A Moment of Silence

He used to be my favorite...going out there in the wild and wrestling with reptiles and getting shot in the eye with venom.  It would have been worse if he wasn't wearing sunglasses.  Then h...
Posted by Gyna on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

A Little Pick Me Up

I've had a lot on my mind lately...my dad's w-word, my sister's birthday, school starting, feeling the need to move some place else even though I just quit teaching and moved back here, and a bunch of...
Posted by Gyna on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:43:00 PST

In my 30s?!

A few years ago while sitting at a hometown joint, a few friends and I decided that we were like the "sex and the city" girls...single, always talking about boys and shoes, and the need to g...
Posted by Gyna on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:08:00 PST