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About Me

Word bitches. Alright, the about me thing that I haven't updated in like....a couple years. Well, number 1. I'm awesome. Number 2. I can drink an Irish Carbomb like nothing you have ever seen. The Grant st. pub has me on record at about 2 seconds. I'm working on getting back into comedy because I love it and it's easier now that I'm out of my once blissful little relationship, allows for more ridiculous things to happen to me. If you were to ask me who my favorite comic is I'd tell you Jim Gaffigan. Because he's awesome. If you don't know who he is get with the friggin' program! I can and will pee outside if given half the chance. Tequila makes me puke, just ask my neighbors. I'm all kinds of competitive, I'll kick your ass at anything! Unless of course I can't...but either way I'll still declare myself the winner. I'm a wannabe scootergirl, wannabe because I have no scooter but I'm working on that. For right now I'm just a scooter groupie. I like video games way too much, especially the Japanese ones that make very little sense. As for my accomplishments: I've thwarted the roller pig, I've dodged the wrath of a crusty-banged Springfield amazon, I'm going to hell for what I did in front of a catholic school, I've resisted the temptation for hilarious revenge on those who may or may not deserve it but I can't say I've seen everything because I have in fact never seen a Mexican fly.
In a perfect would I would have been the love child of Billy Idol and George Michael. I'm a geek and there's nothing you can do about it, I'm beyond help. I'm also a pirate and soon to be Viking once I have a stump...
That's that.

My Interests

Going on adventures, knitting with a bunch of crazy hippy women, neutrea whispering, cooking, doing stand up comedy (when actually get my lazy ass on the computer and write material), running around portland, going to see Dave Matthews every year (damn that man...)

I'd like to meet:

This Guy.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Moulin Rouge, Napoleon Dynamite, Star Wars, Boondock Saints, Everything is Illuminated, Super Troopers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Fight Club, Borat, Garden State, Life is Beautiful, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Anchorman, Hot Fuzz

Television:

chappelle's show, aqua teen hunger force, The People's Court (ding gadda ding!), CSI, Family Guy, Pimp My Rascal, Futurama, Trinity Blood, Jackass, The Wild Boyz, MXC, Ninja Warrior, The Whitest Kids U know, Ghost Hunters, Family Guy, Old X Files, TNG,

Books:

Fight Club, Harry Potter (It's crack! never start reading them!), to kill a mocking bird, Siddartha and that trashy roamnce novel that I have been slaving away on for the past 2 years.

Heroes:

My Mom for kicking Cancer's ass, My Dad for kicking everything else's ass and my good friends (you know who you are) for....something good realating to ass kicking

My Blog

The Only Perscription is More Cowbell!!!!

Yeah, that's right not only am I blogging again but I'm doing it before 5 am. Wanna know why? Because this way I don't have to sleep anymore! Now you'd think I'd want to be sleeping and generally I wo...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:11:00 PST

this is dedicated to the people who whine at me about my blog and can't use a phone or AIM

Ok, here it is! a blog! holy mother of god! OK, I'm done. Well the school year is wrapping up and I think it's high time for an occupation change! I'm gonna try and get something with the hospit...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

Probably good it only comes once a year...

Little note to my neighbors if you read this; I LOVE YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! Thanks for throwing the party! I've gotta say, yesterday was a pretty successful St. Patricks Day. I got up and loaded on the g...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

Holy Crap! I'm not emo anymore! WOOO!

So there has been some improvement in things lately, in a nice no stress relationship and that's what I've been needing, 0% bullshit and drama! Whee-oo! I'm looking forward to st. patty's day, I'm goi...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

so....

IT SNOWED THIS MORNING BITCHES!!!! It might do it again tommarrow so keep your fingers crossed! I want a snow day damnit!!
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST

Alcohol + a bunch of girls + my phone = bad times

So the other night I was hanging out with some friends and we were drinking a bit and somehow, we got the idea in our heads that it would be a good idea to call people. If I called you and said anythi...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST

The triumphant return of ass kicking and name taking!

So I think I got my Karma kicker check, it came alot quicker than I was expecting! Things have been going great lately! I've managed to get back in contact with alot of old friends in town and make so...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST

Awe-some.

Ya know...when you get right down to it, life ain't too shabby.
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST

And I thought the Mall was a zoo normally

So night before last was halloween and did I have all the finishing touches of my costume? No. Of course I didn't, this is me we're talking about. So I decided to hit the mall, to try and find some wh...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

that's it.

I'm tierd of being told which direction to go. I appreciate all that everyone has done for me but I've decided that I'm going to do what is right for me. If I want to try and be friends with Ben that'...
Posted by The Irish Carbomb on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:22:00 PST