Licking stamps. Trying to imagine the sound of one hand clapping. Licking stamps.
Mrs. Miller, Tiny Tim, Whistlin Jack Smith, The Clash, Velvet Underground, The Band, Mekons, Waco Brothers, Handsome Family, The Replacements, Talking Heads, Dylan, Dean Martin, Beatles, Bruce Springsteen, Modern Lovers, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Buck Owens, Mike Nesmith, Otis Redding, Jackson 5, Beck, Nirvana, Rayno, The Kinks, Gram Parsons, Wilco.
Touch of Evil, 8 1/2, Wild Strawberries, Chimes at Midnight, Killing of a Chinese Bookie, Rules of the Game, High and Low, Annie Hall, The Long Goodbye, Nashville, Mean Streets, La Dolce Vita, Stroszek, M, The Big Sleep, Chinatown, Shoot The Piano Player, Wild Bunch, The Graduate, Carnal Knowledge, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Catch 22, Stray Dog, Rushmore, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Spaghetti Westerns, Porky's.
I don't watch TV, as mine was destroyed in a curious hail of automatic gunfire. But if I did, I'd watch Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Scrubs, BBC, IFC and Sundance. And of course the Leafs on Hockey Night in Canada.
Confederacy of Dunces, Dharma Bums, Slaughterhouse Five, The Secret Agent, City of Nets, Underworld. Oh ya, Cash on Cash.
Groucho Marx. John Cassavetes. Orson Welles.