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Eli

one might prefer to be stabbed than shot. Optimally, one isn't stabbed or shot. Optimally, one eats

About Me

Just being on myspace makes me feel creepy, also I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

My Interests

wondering why dogs always nuzzle your crotch

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith

Music:

Johnny Cash imperson Elvis
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Movies:

That is not something you want to go into detail on

Television:

I watch Scrubs like most people go to therapy

Books:

I don't read books, I just wait for them to be made into movies

Heroes:

Batman