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ma(chi)n(e)

Sonic Mario

About Me

I'm a geek, a loser, and a nerd. I smoke too much. I don't talk enough. I like girls with red hair and glasses. I'm afraid of fish. I'm afraid of the forest. I'm afraid of chickens... and so on.

My Interests

Comics, comic related things, and a lot of really nerdy shit that I'm not going to bore you by talking about. Also, running people over with jeeps.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't lie. People who like to laugh. People who talk too much because i don't. The kind of folks to meet for the first time, and can't forget no matter how hard you try. People who like what I like, or the total opposite. People who get depressed. People who are happy all the time. People who aren't afraid to say what they think in the face of adversity. People who hate trimet, but have to use it anyways. Most importantly: people who THINK.

Music:

Short and sweet this time: I like electronic music (in most, if not all, of it's incarnations), occaisional metal, jazz, and punk that is not "punk".

Movies:

Spawn (shut up I liked it), SinCity,Dark City, Brazil, Six String Samurai, The Matrix Trilogy ,The Animatrix, Cool World, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, Akira, Dreams, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Any Takashi Miike film, Event Horizon (Laurence Fishburne!), Anime in general as long as it doesn't suck (like Inu Yasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, etc.) or over-americanized (a la Zoids), Horror movies, Slasher flicks, psychotronics, psychotronic animation, artsy films that fuck with your head, and others...

Television:

I miss QUALITY programming...like The Head and The Tick...and Aeon Flux...pretty much any cartoon that was on MTV saturday morning in the 90's.

Books:

Loads of creepy incomprehensible existentialist liturature that would make your head explode if you even glimpsed but a single phrase...you weak minded fools...

Heroes:

Doug TenNapel (for he is god), S.C.U.D., The Chainsaw Vigilante, Malcom X, Tuna Fish, Lloyd Kaufman, Franz Kafka, Samuel L. Beckett, Samuel L. Jackson, Rob Schrab, Ramza Beoulve (for those of you who get this you are sad, sad people...).

My Blog

transitional difficulties

So. Effecting major change in one's life is much more difficult than I expected. Then again... it all happened so fast it was quite overwhelming. In one night I managed to become a couch-surfing miscr...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:30:00 PST

death to the nonbeliever

Being homeless/jobless is not fun. I don't care what you say. Hey...at least I got some semblance of college to eat up my time and finances, right? Needless to say my old phone number is not where I c...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

compact cactus

I miss the big city smell. I know that sounds weird, but that's the one thing that I really miss when it comes to my relocation anxiety. All the freshly cut grass and other small town smells have NOTH...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

Just when things started looking good...

THESE Came out. What the fuck Bethesda. What the fuck.NMA and I are very upset.
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

bell tower grin

When you start thinking that high-powered rifles are within your budget when you don't have enough money to eat, it's time to start worrying. Or get a job. One of the two.
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST

Drunken Lament

So. I think I've officially chased off all of the beautiful women in my life with my incompetence as a human being, or my utter (and admittedly obnoxious) indifference towards their needs. Fun.I miss ...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:18:00 PST

Advanced Targeting System

As much as I love starting to look like a hippie this whole long hair thing is really is a pain in the ass. Especially in the summer. Humidity is the lose. Amongst other minor inhibitions to my progre...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST

fat and complacent

Yep. Slowly the mid-west is seeping into my mind and body making me an ignorant fat man with nothing to truly aspire to other than work n' WoW. Hopefully this infringing influence will be impeded or e...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:44:00 PST

calico

Does anyone have soup? I really want some soup. I mean... there's some in the kitchen...but it's all far away and such. Oh, and while you're up could you get me some energy and direction for my life?...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:45:00 PST

Hellion

So... I'm sick to fucking death with all of this blue case lighting bullshit. It's seriously ruining my epic quest to find a fucking gaming PC with some badass flare. I mean seriously, do I WANT my bo...
Posted by ma(chi)n(e) on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:41:00 PST