I have the coolest sister ever!!! Worship her or die (not really she has mercy beyond reason)!!!
I'd like to meet:
YOU!!!!! as long as ur not crazy!.... or 40 years old......
Music:
Let me name the bands i love: The HORRORPOPS, Jimmy Eat World, Teh Blood Brothers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lost Prophets, Audio Slave, Rage Against The Machine, Green Day, The Blur, The Muse, White Stripes, The New Radicals, Badly Drawn Boy, Reel Big Fish, Five Iron Frenzy, Garbage, Aerosmith, Further Seems Forever, MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK, Radio4, Looking Glass, Catch 22, SR-71, and My Chemical Romance, and PowerMan 5000!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE RAP With a burning fiery passion!
Movies:
Funny Crap. I hate scary movies. I am the biggest baby ever, and scary stuff makes me sleep with my light on (yeah wussy i know) I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Television:
Ok i like snl and thats about it, well old snl anyways and the best skit ever is BILL BRASKY"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!""Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!""One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'""He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!""He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.""He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!""I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.""He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!""His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson.""He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.""Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'""Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.""He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.""He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.""They found $60 in change in his stomach.""Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'""They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep.""He date raped David Bowie.""It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.""He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.""He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.""He once ate the Bible while water skiing.""He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.""He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!""You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!""He has dandruff the size of mice!""He jogged with a fridge on his back!""Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!""His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk.""He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.""We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.""Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.""He has a toenail on the end of his penis.""Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.""Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.""Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.""Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.""If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'""They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.""Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.""He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.""Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime.""Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'""Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.""He thinks the iron man is gay.""He framed Roger Rabbit.""The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.""He gave a handjob to a manta ray."
Books:
The Great Book of Amber (its pretty bad ass)
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Heroes:
Andy Friggin Woods!!! Andy saved a small child from a well.
