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Pickles the Swift

About Me

Self-obsessed cynical little prick. I teach "orthogonal existentialism through unilateral observation" at the local Aretareum.Eight of my Ten week days are spent knowing when the next second will pass. Two of my One and Three by Three days have forgotten when the first' inception was to precede the second' finale.Fish like me.

My Interests

Music:

Cynic, Death, Alarum, Fear Factory, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Tool, Strapping Young Lad, Primus, Meshuggah, Aghora

Books:

Day of the Triffids.

My Blog

PLiikS

For the next ten seconds I will be your guide on a fantastic journey, ...5........6.......7........8........9.......Good-Bye.
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:50:00 PST

[sic]

Wasn't that witty? Making light of my poorly health through a misleading title. Just wanted to say, If a person were to engulf themselves in a particular subculture derived from a subgenre of a music...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

That the giant insects ate the dust-mites, The night.

1. Who is the last person you held a long gaze with?camera obscura, which is to say, that it wasn't with that piss-weak scottish band. Fatal Frame anyone? 2. If you were drafted into a CAD program w...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

Welcome to the home of my land.

Without looking at the questions below, list 10 of your favorite artists - (not in order)1.Cynic 2.Tool 3.The Mars Volta 4.Alarum 5.Opeth 6.Fear Factory 7.Death 8.Meshuggah 9.At The Drive-In 10.Primus...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:17:00 PST

Aardvark triple slides.

Eat. and Prosper. Someone's cold, It's an unpleasant sight Stock the pit and set it alight.. and That is how we rhyme using silent letters. Next time watch as the letters leap from the screen onto y...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

Javelins

When you've got a hole in the ground you might think to fill it with dirt. That's usually as far as it goes. The hole is filled so there is no hole, there is no hole until you step to the side to gai...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:16:00 PST

New words.

Found out that sudden rainstorms are amazing. Some monkeys are more active than other monkeys. Girls go for the crotch. The new drummer has skill, not too shabby. People are bad at fighting games, and...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST

A number of things that were answered. By Me

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?No. 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?Don't go on rollercoasters. 3. When's the last time you've been sledding?Took a small tumble down Aaron's...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

Boom.

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?Not find out. 2. Do you trust your friends?Fund 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love?I'd eat t...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

Fa-Shoom

After 35 minutes of careful dismantling and cleaning the results will not be known, not for a few days anyway. Kids, don't leave buckets semi-full with water in the vicinity of elevated electrical equ...
Posted by Pickles the Swift on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST