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Andrew Freaking Dohrmann, and our daughter Oliva. Shredding at the gym like a freak. Slamming Monster energy drinks or any caffinated beverage I can get my greedy little paws ..ing creepy shit you only see in your dreams. Tattoos and eyeshadow. Things that are funny or black in color.
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[Thesebandsfuckingrock] Modest Mouse+Beck+Talking Heads+Widespread Panic+Alice in Chains+Dark Tranquility+System of a Down+Static X Beastie Boys+Third Eye Blind+Dropkick Murphys+Beck+Vast+House Of Pain+Prong+IN Flames+Men without Hats+Red Hot Chili Peppers+Aphex Twin+Cold play+Moby+A perfect Circle+Pantera+Tool+Faithless+the white Stripes+Sybris+Incubus+Billy Talent+The SmashingPumpkins+Weezer+ Oasis+ Green Day+New Order+Jack Johnson+Evanescence}
American Psycho, Fracture, Donnie Darko, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Outside Providence, The Island, Team America(fuck yeah),Killer Clowns from Outter Space, Little Miss Sunshine, Waking Life, Napoleon Dynamite, Waiting, Requiem of a Dream, Saturday Night Fever, Pulp Fiction
SCRUBS!!!!! What not to Wear because I need to go on that show. Somebody, anybody, if you care about me in any way, please nominate me for that show lol I want that crazy bitch stacy to come to my house and throw away all my black shirts. Please, help the people to throw away all my clothes and make me feel worthless for liking them in the first place. Really. Do it. I fucking dare you, you pussy. Cat.
Are good for:(1) Keeping close by to look intellectual (2) hiding things you aren't supposed to have in (3) Your Mom (4) Fighting Crime (5) Selling on half.com (6) Building book houses (similar to card houses) (7) Starting fires (8) Dipping in ranch dressing (9) Bath Toys (10) BBQ-ING (goats)
1. Canada (if it was a person) 2. Men without Hats 3. Billy Blanks 4. Sid Vicious 5. Hellboy (because he's smokin red hot)Anybody who can listen to country music and not want to repeatedly punch themself in the face. Anybody who can watch soap operas and not hate America. Anybody who isn't afraid to hold to their own point of view no matter how many people give them shit. That person rocks my world.P.S. My other hero is Andrew freakin Dohrmann. Why you ask? I'll tell you why......1) His reflective like skin serves as a weapon against his enemies. One can meerly stand in front of him and be blinded by the sheer lazer type light that reflects off his body.2) He is the tallest mother fucker around. He is so tall that people often wonder what his face actually looks that far up towards the heavens. 3) He can eat more food than anybody I've ever seen and not throw up. Why are the children in Africa starving? Because Andrew Dohrmann is on this planet, annihlating the resources that are needed to sustain life as a human.4) He has the strength of 40 ninjas. Yes, he, Andrew Dohrmann, a meer mortal man, who eats enough food to save a country of starving children in a day, has superhuman strength paralleling that of 40 ninjas. It is not important that they are midget ninjas.5) The final reason Andrew Dohrmann is my hero, is that he can put up with my shit. I'm talking buckets and buckets of shit. Like a shit storm tornado on a daily basis. All up in your face, man.