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Joe

I never claimed to have controlled events, but confess plainly, events have controlled me.

About Me

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Name: Joe
Birthdate: March 13, 1980
Birthplace: Camp Lejeune, NC
Current Location: Mount Washington, KY
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 155
Piercings: None anymore, plan to get some though
Tatoos: 1 skull on my forearm(a reminder) 1skull on my left arm(needs to be covered I hate it) 1 Devil Pup on right arm w/ initials 1 dragon on r. elbow, family coat of arms on r. side of chest
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: ummm...no
Overused Phraze: Fuck
FAVORITES
Food: Italian Sausage you get @ the Chow Wagon
Candy: none
Number: any number w/ a value
Color: blue
Animal: dog
Drink: tea
Alcohol Drink: E & J Brandy VSOP
Bagel: poppy seed
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: I am an ASS man
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mickey deez
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla neither...strawberry
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: both
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: both
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny...i like a good laugh
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i crash
Most Missed Memory: i try not to live in the past
Best phyiscal feature: i guess my eyes
First Thought Waking Up: i really want to call in and go back to sleep
Goal for this year: to stay alive and provide for my babies
Best Friends: none...just good friends
Weakness: my children
Fears: im a scared little boy when it comes to certain things
Heritage: GERMAN-Irish
Longest relationship: 2 yrs., but current one is just a friendly one
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: umm...yeaah
Ever Smoked: too damn much
Pot: used to
Ever been Drunk: ooh yeaah
Ever been beaten up: unfortunately
Ever beaten someone up: unfortunately
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: only in the right places
Been Dumped Lately: just...rejected
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: either, or
Height: shorter than me
Style:
Looks or Personality: I will have to say...personality
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: if anything...alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny, can't be with a girl if she can throw me over HER shoulder and carry ME to bed
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: not really
What country do you want to Visit: would love to go back to China
How do you want to Die: in my sleep or shot in the back of the head
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: pretty much
Health Freak: nah
Do you think your Attractive: most of the time
Believe in Yourself: most of the time
Want to go to College: i want to go back
Do you Smoke: too damn much
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: hell yeah
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: when i get to drinking
Want to get Married: maybe
Do you want Children: already have some
Have your future kids names planned out: future grankids
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: too late
Hate anyone: not really
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
What hard-rock band are you?

Nirvana
Yay Nirvana kicks ass congrats. You have that I-don't-care thing going on but you're pretty friendly. Way to balance it out.
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My Interests

playing with my kids, video games, listening to music, watching movies, playing golf
Your Personality Is Like Heroin
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Kurt Cobain, Ben Franklin, Hugh Hefner, basically there's only one LIVING person I'd like to meet
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.

Butt


83%

Abs/Stomach


75%

Boobs


58%

Face


50%

Penis


8%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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Music:


Music Video Codes | Myspace Layouts Just about everything but country

Movies:

Old gangster movies, Dune, Tron, Fifth Element, alot of other movies that most people I know, don't like
You Are A Lime Tree
You are intelligent, hard working, and innately successful.
You try to change what you can in life - and you accept what you can't change.
Tough on the outside, you are actually soft and relenting.
Jealous at times, you are extremely loyal and giving to those you love.
You have many talents, but you don't have enough time to use them. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Television:

CSI(love it), Jeopardy, just about anything on The History Channel, WHAS 11@ 5:30

Books:

In the middle of The DaVinci Code(not bad), My Side of the Mountain, Animal Farm(probably my most favorite), The Bible(just so I know when the religious fanatics are contradicting themselves)
You Will Die at Age 49
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die? baby's momma can't wait!

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner, my father(i know it's kinda corny)
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?

My Blog

YO!!!

So here I am sitting @ AIT listening to Devin the Dude, waiting for my laundry to get done, in pain from the new tat on my chest, with a liquor buzz.  I wonder what my babies are doing. Do they s...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

Soul

What Your Soul Really Looks Likehttp://images.blogthings.com/insidetheroomofyoursoulquiz /room.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST

home is where the heart is, is it?

is home where the is? i think it is(thats probably why they say it). i have three beautiful children and an ex i love very much. but i dont live with them. its all my fault, im still dealing with it, ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

REALity

reality shows are awesome...BULLS**T!!! how is it considered REALity when these people are PUT in these situations? that isnt REAL. my life is REAL, just as yours. mine is just as f**ked up as yours. ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:08:00 PST