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jamie christ

thinking how i would sexually defile each of them

About Me

HELLO im Jamie Christ. i drink, fight and fuck then sing about it. and i do not want you to like me. i know i may sound like im 13 but actually im nearing 20 now and its rather depressing, concidering i still think im 17 and look about 16. my life seems to get more and more rediculous by the week. i have no idea how everyone else manages to avoid the insane sort of situations i get into but at least i can write shitty acoustic punk songs about them. so here some of them are! i like to think i sound like if the bright eyes guy got drunk and womanised and abused people all the time and sang about that instead of loving everyone. check out my blogs to hear some of the stuff thats happened to me.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2006
Band Members: meeeeeee
Influences: booze, god damn women, alcohol, voilence, space raiders, society, cheesecake, gin, war, girls, whiskey, raves, having to walk everywhere, vodka, bastards, policitcal correctness, wankers, poor grammar, tom waits, absenthe, books, music, paradox, assholes, contrast, forgetting you need to walk BACK aswell, crap, people who reinstil your faith in humanity. and kaiko tulloch.
Sounds Like: if the bright eyes guy was a drunken wanker
Type of Label: None

My Blog

this morning i....

woke up on a livingroom floor (not mine) with a broken nose and three brused fingernails not knowing how i got there. good nite out.
Posted by jamie christ on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:16:00 PST

what someone said about me

'he looks like the sort of guy that gets a lot of girls. hes hot, but I wouldnt want to get something' hahahahhaha.....
Posted by jamie christ on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:17:00 PST

an example of how i am a bastard

so i went to a party, asked a guy for 15 pounds for a tenners worth of speed, i assume he thought he gave me a 10 and a 5 but infact he gave me a 10 and a 20.... so i wasnt exactly about to correct hi...
Posted by jamie christ on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:45:00 PST

my gypsy week

friday. get a lift from linzi from aberdeen down to edinburgh. fanny about in edinbuurgh till i find somewhere to get wasted. i go to alis where we drink loads of cider then head into town, mostly jus...
Posted by jamie christ on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:45:00 PST

my life at the moment

my life is so fucked up right now jeremy kyle would have a boner
Posted by jamie christ on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST

how i ended up sleeping in a bush, then drinking solidly for 2 days

so i went to glasgow to go out to the cathouse with gemma. i then someone ended up locked out of gemmas flat, seeing as i had no money on my phone, i then proceeded to ring her buzzer for half and hou...
Posted by jamie christ on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:58:00 PST

jamie christ smells himself, halarity insues

so i was walking down the royal mile with billy liar, or stumbleing whatever, i was pretty drunk. when i came across a massive pile of binbags and rubbish in general. in my drunken state i decided not...
Posted by jamie christ on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:54:00 PST