Mephistopheles© profile picture

Mephistopheles©

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT SOMEONE IS HIDING ON THEIR PROFILE, OR IF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS CHEATING? WELL I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO BE ABLE TO VIEW THEIR WHOLE PAGE. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE ALL THE COMMENTS PEOPLE HAVE POSTED. SO SEND ME A MESSAGE AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW.Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.I don't give a shit what you may or may not think about me. If I wanted your opinion I'd ask for it. Also, don't talk to me if all you are gonna do is play games, I'm not in high school anymore. SO GROW UP ALREADY!!! Also, don't piss me off, you'll live to regret it. .. http://www.petakillsanimals.com/petasdirtysecret.cfmhttp://w ww.petakillsanimals.com/article_detail.cfm?article=134

My Interests


Crush this person!
Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag!Just ask! ..

I'd like to meet:

People who laid back and relaxed! People who don't play stupid ass kid games!"It's easier to be dumb - because then people don't expect anything."

Music:


Books:

..

Heroes:

The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both are equally good
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite sex
How often do you like to have sex?: every day
Is sex a top priority for you?: no
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: once or twice a year
How do you feel about one night stands?: I'm ok with them, but are you?
How many one night stands have you had?: 6
What's your favorite position?: reverse cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhere but the bedroom
Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: depends on who I'm with
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: till she says so
Do you get off first or do they?: I usually can't cum till they do
Do you like kissing during sex?: sometimes
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes, and it depends on how good the woman is at sex
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: it's up to her
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: yes, I hate huge boobs. Huge boobs=big nasty nipples
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 14
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 2
What does your favorite fore-play include?: oil and props
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: yes, I also like watching a girl play with herself
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: one person
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: I've fucked a girl or two in the ass.
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: With Lorelei, at my friends aunts house.
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: If you wanna really know you'll just have to find out
Have you ever done porn?: no
Have you ever have sex for money?: NO
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: NO
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: no
During sex... what are you thinking about?: pleasing her
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: whatever happens, happens
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: as many as neccessary
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: yes
Could you live without sex?: yes
How often do you find sex boring?: there were a few girls that could use some serious help!
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: till she's too sore
Do you like to perform oral sex?: yes
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: yes
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: yes
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 3-some
Have you ever had interracial sex?: yes
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: yes, by my sister! haha great story!
Have you ever had sex while at work?: yes
Have you ever had sex while at school?: yes
What is something that you would never consider doing?: I'll consider anything, but doesn't mean I'll do it.
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: yes
Would you ever have sex in public?: yes
What's your biggest turn on?: petite girls
Do you spit or swallow?: neither
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 7
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: ya sure why not
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: yes
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: yes
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: only twice, shower time is usually reserved for me
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: at my friends aunts house in her bathroom
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 10 years
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: sure do, never been told otherwise
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: hell ya but only with women who are under 40
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: I never get embarrassed, it's a curse
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 14
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: depends on the situation
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: no
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: on a boat yes on a yacht no
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: a park that was on a busy street during the day
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: not to fond of this
Do you were protection as often as you should?: yes
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: no
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: yes but when I was 19 and she was 17
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: younger
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: c-cup or smaller
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: yes I have
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: no
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: yes
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: you
Take this survey | Find surveys
Pimp My Profile

My Blog

Women need to change!

I read bulletins about how girls want a guy to treat them nicely all the time...and yet you girls still go after the "assholes" I bet you have a guy in your life that you only think of as a ...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:31:00 PST

Dunlap disease...

It's where your belly has done lapped your waist line! So if your belly hangs over your pants please stay your fat ass at home! No one wants to see that shit!!!!
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:36:00 PST

Funny sh*t

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.If she grabs y...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

Wants and needs, explained.

WTF!!! So is there anyone that can answer this riddle? Why is it that women can sit there and say they want a man that is tall, dark and handsome with a great body, short or long hair, blue eyes, musc...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:03:00 PST

Fill this out....

Fill it out And thenPut it on your blogo and I will fill it out as well1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickn...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:05:00 PST

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH....

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE THEIR PURSE IS. 2. THEY BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH THEIR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING THEIR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TR...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:28:00 PST

Jesus was a hooker....

Do you really read my blogs? Of course, you're reading this one now.... so leave a comment! It doesn't even have to make sense... Ramblings are accepted!...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

.........

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit?
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:35:00 PST

Tired of this shit...

I'm tired of reading all these damn bulletins of women ripping on men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you all want want better sex, just ask your partner what you want! DUH!!! Trust me they will listen! Because if ...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

I'm glad I am a MAN!!!

I'm Glad I am A Man I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I wa...
Posted by Mephistopheles© on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST