Alexander - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, I'm from Bazahkstan where I am the renowned Goat Choke Champion. It's a good place to live if you're in a tank and don't mind killing small mammals for a pack of smokes and your own explosives "malfunction" and don't go off where everyone elses' worked while walking into that super-market.

My Interests

Asking strangers to "hold my stuff" as I walk at least 50 miles away from the super-market they're walking in to.

I'd like to meet:

I've researched my entire extended family all the way back to Ghengis Khan and Darth Vader.

Music:

Mainly suff that matches up with The Wizard of Oz and First Blood.

Movies:

Just about any movie that ends with the main character's ass talking to himself.

Television:

Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Leave It To Beaver, and Sadam's Yearly Surprise Birthday Bash-even if he's not there.

Books:

Bambi and.......mostly porn.

Heroes:

Mace, Icey-Hot, and mustard gas.