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Michael

Here's me as Elvis, the King, with my buddy the Devil.

About Me


People say I smell nice and I'm kind to strange dogs.

My Interests

Michelle D'Orazio and everything that makes her what she is...

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the italian hoagie. I salute you.

Also this guy.

Music:

One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain.

Movies:

Lovem to death.

Television:

When movies are on, else nature shows n stuff. Entourage has great writing

Books:

If it doesn't involve a curious monkey then I probably won't read it.

Heroes:

Anyone willing to sacrifice it all to do the right thing.

My Blog

Hey myspace..

Get your fucking shit sorted out man.  How the hell does someone get into my account and start posting comments on my friends pages?  The person is obviously retarded because they didn't eve...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST

Sometimes...

there is a man that see's things differently from other men...  That man should be singled out and tortured with cattle prods and fiberglass... I have lost something and the constant noise of why...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:10:00 PST

Happy Holidays etc etc...

CHICKENFUCKER! Anyone else getting bored with this myspace thing?  I am. I'm going to start a new site called petspace.  It's for animal lovers that want to give their pet a way to connect w...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

Happy Turkey Day!

Well almost.  Just think by this time tomorrow you'll have a massive hangover!  I myself can't wait. Thanksgiving is kind of an odd holiday.  Some people look at it as a day to give tha...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

strip clubs

Hands down the biggest waste of money ever.  Strip clubs always seem like a good idea at the time, then I get there and just feel like what the fuck am I doing here. What's really funny is how sh...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:05:00 PST

I'm pretty sure we had fun...

For some reason I only remember halloween in patches here and there. Luckily Tom and Candy took about 4,312 pictures.  Let's fill in the blanks in Mike's mind shall we? I remember these part's h...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:08:00 PST

I love halloween

I'd say that aside from Canadian Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday is definitely Halloween.  I remember as a kid it was that one night you could go out after dark and roam the neighborhood, well ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

Who wants to be a millionaire?

The question should be 'Who the fuck doesn't want to be a millionaire?'  We've all done it, thought to ourselves 'What would I do if I had a million dollars?'  Just yesterday I was thinking...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

Meet my friend Roberto...

My favorite part of the weekend is usually the Sunday or Monday following, when random friends come up to me and say "Do you remember what you did the other night?"  At that point ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

Da Kryptonite...

So I was watching Mad Max last night, I've seen it at least 2,134 times by the way, and there's a part where the badass leader of the biker gang gets dropped by this little girl with a knee strai...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:27:00 PST