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Barry

Have you a Zans for cans? You should.

About Me

Deadly snakes are in your extended networkI'm a Midwestern boy who moved to North Carolina in early 2004 to be closer to the music I'm oh-so-passionate about-- raw Appalachian mountain stuff. I spend my mornings doing 1 on 1 work with adults and my afternoons leading various music and drama workshops for children through the YMCA among other things and while I can't say I'm exactly rolling in the dough I love my job so I guess it all works out.I don't have a political affiliation but I know that I tend to drift to the very far left; I go dancing or jamming in the evenings and after working with children for so long I've realized I most like doing with my friends what I do with those kids: hiking, bike-riding, salamander-catching, swinging (as in on a swing), and giggling uncontrollably for no reason. I am told that I'm very animated and goofy and that's probably true but I only get that way usually when I'm with a few people at a time--in big groups or at parties I'm typically pretty shy. I'm obsessed with chocolate milk and go through crazy withdrawl symptoms if I don't have at least a quart of it per day. I love outdoors but I despise the idea of working out and I'm happy wearing blue jeans and some random black t-shirt pretty much every day of the week. I'm also a performing songwriter and tour occasionally; head over to my wesbite WWW.BARRYWEBER.NET and download an mp3 to make me glow with joy...then guilt. Here's a clip from one of the jams I play at in ol' Asheville (my performance is about halfway thru the video): .. width="425" height="350" ..
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My Interests

Clogging, jamming at various locations throughout VA and NC, freight-hopping (New Year's Resolution 2004 fulfilled!!!), DJ-ing at a local radio station when I find the time, hiking off the trails, fixing my bike, knitting, going to Pentecost churches deep in the mountains (they have the best music you know!), tarot/oujia and other superstitious noncense, watching unbearable B-movies and trying to get to heaven before they close the door.

I'd like to meet:

Who says I want to meet anyone? If anything, this page could be solely for my own vanity, so I can look at my page and go "damn, Barry, you are COOL!"...I'm always looking for more people who may be interested in going clogging or contra dancing and who love to sit on porches at night enjoying comfortable silence and won't leave said porch too early even if they have work in the morning.More than anything, I would like to meet friends who challenge me and can show me something I have never seen or even heard of before. I will try my best to do likewise.

Music:

There's no way I can make this list without sounding like a pretentious hipster music dude because I love so much music but here goes in random order: Hank Williams Sr and Hank Williams III, Uncle Dave Macon, Carter Family, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Aunt Molly Jackson, Patti Smith, Bob Dylan, Jimmie Rodgers, Tom Waits, Bessie Smith, Blind Willie Johnson, Dave Terras, Henry Thomas, Skip James, Marian Anderson, Gogol Bordello, Doc Watson, Woody Guthrie, Sara Gunning, Memphis Jug Band, Clarence Ashley, Barbara Dane, Leadbelly, Larry Sigmon/Barbara Poole, Leroy Troy, Mamie Forehand, Gillian Welch, Charlie Feathers, Dock Boggs, Luminescent Orchestri, Rosetta Tharpe, Rev. Charlie Jackson, Liz Cotten, Cannon's Jug Stompers, and Roscoe Holcomb. For the most part I live off of anything--blues, folk, gospel, world or otherwise--recorded in the 1920s-30s. If you can't already tell, I'm a big snob about old timey stuff. But of course I have many not-so-guilty musical pleasures from my teeneage years, so if you ever get to know me don't worry I won't shove all that old folk music down your throat--I'll probably put on a Hanson album instead...oh, and I LOVE the songs of the Letter People. You remember them, those inflatable letters from kindergarten? Well, those songs are a permanent fixture on my ipod. Mr. C, H, R, P and Ms. E especially.

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ..MARY POPPINS, THE CROWD (most any silent film actually), GHOST WORLD, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF A SPOTLESS MIND, The ROCKY films, FORBIDDEN ZONE, anything by George Melies (shown above) and THOR: ANTHORLOGY (well, the last one is actually just a dvd compilation, but it's about Thor, the legendary rock warrior!! How can you go wrong???).

Television:

I don't have a tv...youtube and myspace are now my official time-wasters.

Books:

The Spoon River Anthology, The Land Where Blues Began, Babbitt, The Grapes of Wrath, and pretty much anything by Anton Chekov, Karen Armstrong, Mary de Morgan, Shel Silverstein, Breece D'J Pancake, John Bellairs and Charles Bukowski.

Heroes:

Extraordinary people who think they're ordinary.

My Blog

No Pussy Allowed!

Dorothy Gish* is one of the kind of kids at my job that will always be weird.  Kids are usually all strange when they're in first grade, but most of them grow out of it and all eventually become ...
Posted by Barry on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:52:00 PST

Barry's I-got-stuff-to-do-but-what-the-hell-here's-a-blog blog:

Friday night, roller skating with good ol' Ana D.L., we sit down and speak of some of the disappointments that are currently in our lives but we still have smiles on our faces just the same...Ana's ey...
Posted by Barry on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:16:00 PST

Make my morning shine

My first crush was a girl named Shelly Martin.  She sat behind me in Ms. Holtzman's second grade class and had curly yellow hair and these really pale, piercing blue eyes that could kill you thre...
Posted by Barry on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

A Good Way To Die?

Before I write further I would like to announce that I'm not good at blogging...the dream blogs I do are more or less the result of me putting off more important projects and since I only check my mys...
Posted by Barry on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

Dream Blog 8: In The Back Seat

January 30, 2007: I was somewhere in rural Arizona, had been walking for a long time and trying to not be seen...all I knew was I was being hunted by some kind of militant group and I could trust no o...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST

Dream Blog 7: Kind of Spooky

12-02-2006: I was in a school auditorium to see a childrens play. The director came out and told everyone that as a special treat, they would like to bring out the opening act: Ms. Patti Smith. ...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

Dream blog 6: All Ages

Spent another Saturday night sleeping on the Carter Fold stage...and here comes another dream: September 2, 2006: At an old playground with Janette Carter, we swing in silence but the c...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:20:00 PST

Dream blog 5: The Wake Up Call

8-29-2006:I awoke to the booming hum of someone blowing a jug repeatedly in 4-4 time. I looked up with one bloodshot eye to see a man dressed in a red coat with yellow shoulder tassles and a matching ...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:27:00 PST

Dream blog 4: A Better Recipe

8-25-2006:Dreamt I was a pro wrestler in a Memphis barroom.  I was wearing a red polyester suit, which covered the black spandex I had underneath.  "I know why you hate me," I told the audie...
Posted by Barry on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

Dream blog 3: Before its Time

NOTE: I spent the past weekend at my favorite place in the world--the Carter Fold in southern Virginia. I was planning on sleeping in my car but Rita said I could actually sleep at the Fold itself. So...
Posted by Barry on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:06:00 PST