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Brian

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About Me

The Force flows through me like Montezuma's Revenge. I'm California grown, but on a Jersey excursion.I'm a computer guy. I build 'em, fix 'em, play on 'em for ridiculously long periods of time, shit... I'd sleep with 'em if they weren't so hard and heavy. I'm also a Star Wars dork with an assortment of OCD-like tendencies.PS... Jersey blows.

My Interests

Camping, listening to/playing music, throwing my arm out of its socket while playing Wii tennis, eating pizza, dorking out on my pc, Newcastle, Long Islands, all of the above while in the company of Jessica

I'd like to meet:

I guess this will be the TV section, since this layout doesn't have one:Mork & Mindy, The Muppet Show, Dukes of Hazzard, Fraggle Rock, Challenge of the Super Friends, Knight Rider, Airwolf, A-Team, Family Ties, Cosby Show, Different Strokes, Night Court, Moonlighting, Miami Vice, Police Squad (predecesor to Naked Gun), Beavis and Butthead, The Simpsons, Futurama, Ranma 1/2, Sealab 2021, Red vs. Blue, News Radio, The OfficeView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment



Music:

Metallica (mostly first 5 albums), Ozzy, 3 Minutes of Hate, rap/hip-hop (but not "Dirty South" - that shit is LAME), actually, I listen to a wide-variety of music with heavy emphasis on hard-rock & metal. I DETEST country.

Movies:

Star Wars, Seagal's first 4 films, the even Star Trek films, 1st 3 National Lampoon's Vacations, Airplane 1 & 2, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead, Billy Madison, Ghost Busters, Real Genius, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Caddyshack, The Great Outdoors, Breakin, Krush Groove, Under the Rainbow

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham, Go Dog Go, Aikido in Everyday Life, Snow Crash, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, How I Found Freedom in an Unfree World

Heroes:

Admiral Adama of the Battlestar Galactica

My Blog

Cheez Ball Rebellion

I have recently been reminded of possibly the best childhood snack to have ever existed, Planter's Cheez Balls:   After some research on teh internets, I found out that they were discontinued at...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:03:00 PST

A message?...

[From CNN] "She has come under increased heat recently from her Democratic presidential rivals, but on Sunday Sen. Hillary Clinton was on the receiving end of a different kind of attack  falling flag...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST

MySpace update

Due to Brian's unrecoverable addiction to Second Life, MySpace blog posts have been indefinitely postponed, along with most other things in Real Life.
Posted by Brian on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

Utah Residency Test

[Slightly outdated] Utah Residency Test   You must be able to answer yes to 10 or more of the following questions  to qualify for permanent residency in the state of Utah. Failure to do so&n...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE

GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:54:00 PST

The best comment

"HEY! not to sound wierd or anything but I was on my friends computer playing with thier myspace (since i dont have an account of my own) and I saw your page :). Just looking for someone to have fun w...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

MoveOn already...

     Overnight, a giant rock has fallen onto the only exit of your residential complex, preventing you and your neighbors from driving forth to fulfill happy, productive lives.&nbs...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST

WTF

Everyday I realize that there are far more retarded people in the world than I thought there were yesterday.
Posted by Brian on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:11:00 PST

This is how my mind works...

 
Posted by Brian on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

Baking with Brian - Episode 2: Guacamole

It dawned on me while whipping up some guacamole the other day that I never really explained the whole guac-making process while firing up some Brian's Baja Cheese n' Crackers.  So in&n...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST