Christians...I can help you! |
Dear Christians,
I'm not claiming to know a lot about Christianity. In fact, outside of doodling dirty pictures on pamphlets during sacrament and mouthing the word watermelon to make it look l...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Justin at 25 |
Hey Justin at 25, it's Justin at 18. I'm writing from the past to let you know that I'm going to kick the shit out of you. What the fuck did you do with my life, dude? I had a plan for my twenties and...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST |
Model Employee |
I work at Arby's and I take my job seriously. I would even go so far as to say that Arby's is my life. I care about people. I want to see them happy. I want to make sure they don't run out of Arby's s...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST |
I had a great dream last night... |
I had a great dream last night...
I had the weirdest dream last night and I have no idea what it meant, other than the ladies can't resist my magnetism.
I was a senior in high school and our enti...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST |
Saying goodbye to plaid |
A couple months ago I had to say goodbye to some dear friends. My closet was getting too full, I had to weed out some shirts I rarely wore anymore. It was painful, but it had to be done. Before I dona...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 04:21:00 PST |
Fuck internal organs |
i love alcohol!
fuck the liver!
the liver is gross
all slimy and internal
fuck internal organs
they don't do shit
hiding inside the body
too afraid to come out
they're all a bunch of pussies...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST |
The Odyssey of pubes |
i have a mustache
a big burly manly mustache
i haven't given any mustache rides yet
ok it's not burly or manly
it's shit on my lip slash pubes on my face
pubes don't belong on the face
the face...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:32:00 PST |
Essay on why the marine corps is awesome |
I found this on an old computer I recently started using again. It's a little essay I wrote one night while I was drunk and still in the Marines. Sorry it's all one paragraph...I never went to college...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:31:00 PST |
I'd grow a mustache.... |
but it would just look like pubes on my face. Believe me, I've tried.
Posted by Justin on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:45:00 PST |
I did something stupid and immature |
On Saturday night I got really drunk and flipped off a guy. I mean, seriously, who flips someone off anymore? It was really stupid and I'm pretty embarassed about it.
I was with some friends at a kar...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:42:00 PST |
