In the words of Tricky - you make me want to sing, mate the first time i met you, you got naked *respect* the second time i met you, you put like 8 malteasers in your forskin, *respect*
In words of Hobble - clearly you werent there when he put a lighter in his foreskin.better than the maltesers.
and the skittles too (which he ate)
Well for all the misinformed im not a bum, contrary to popular belief! I actually attend college! Computer Networking Administration! Cool As Fuck!! :)
Well....I like to neck some Jim Beam at The Tron, why why why do we all still go there? We all know the beer has about as much flavour as a Xerox machine!! And i got fired and banned from there and i still drink there, what a sad git!!
I prefer smoking to drinking,DONT BUY FAGS ROLL UP! It only takes 15 secs, and it aint cheaper because its worse! Only cigarettes that i will allow you to smoke are Marlboro Reds & Camel! Now thats it!
I have managed to get through a fair whack of jobs, namely: Something Tastier(Sandwich Bar), Scottish Opinion (Market Research), The Tron(Pub), Virgin Megastores(Princes St), Megabowl(Fountain Park), Scottish Equitable. Im a good employee :)
If anyone would like to proof read my book that im writing then give me a shout! I will be checking those Standard Grades and Highers first though!
Also anyone willing to give me any of the following: Drum Gold, Blue Rizlas, Silver King Size Rizlas, Blue Ribbands, Tea Cakes, Malt Loafs, Cups of Tea, Choc Soya Milk, Jack Daniels, Blue Grass, Carlsburg Export Extra Cold ermm that could do for just now :)
