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Barbie = Bambie

Tek As Fook

About Me

In the words of Tricky - you make me want to sing, mate the first time i met you, you got naked *respect* the second time i met you, you put like 8 malteasers in your forskin, *respect*
In words of Hobble - clearly you werent there when he put a lighter in his foreskin.better than the maltesers. and the skittles too (which he ate)
Well for all the misinformed im not a bum, contrary to popular belief! I actually attend college! Computer Networking Administration! Cool As Fuck!! :)
Well....I like to neck some Jim Beam at The Tron, why why why do we all still go there? We all know the beer has about as much flavour as a Xerox machine!! And i got fired and banned from there and i still drink there, what a sad git!!
I prefer smoking to drinking,DONT BUY FAGS ROLL UP! It only takes 15 secs, and it aint cheaper because its worse! Only cigarettes that i will allow you to smoke are Marlboro Reds & Camel! Now thats it!
I have managed to get through a fair whack of jobs, namely: Something Tastier(Sandwich Bar), Scottish Opinion (Market Research), The Tron(Pub), Virgin Megastores(Princes St), Megabowl(Fountain Park), Scottish Equitable. Im a good employee :)
If anyone would like to proof read my book that im writing then give me a shout! I will be checking those Standard Grades and Highers first though!
Also anyone willing to give me any of the following: Drum Gold, Blue Rizlas, Silver King Size Rizlas, Blue Ribbands, Tea Cakes, Malt Loafs, Cups of Tea, Choc Soya Milk, Jack Daniels, Blue Grass, Carlsburg Export Extra Cold ermm that could do for just now :)

My Interests

Well..I would say in no particular order: Smoking; all varieties-heavily. XBOX 360, PC, trying to write a few books, music, photography(I have a large collection of my previous work, mostly outdoor scenes and bands)
Best thing has to be chillin with your feet up having a smoke with cup of tea in one hand and pink wafer in the other! WINNER!

I believe that if you have a view, you should speak it, dsnt matter if its right or wrong, its your view, so believe in it!

I'd like to meet:

Brody Dalle, Michelle Rodriguez, Angelina Jolie, Rodney Mullen, Corey Nastrazio, Steve Peat (again), Dan Abnett, hmm could be at this a while me thinks.

Music:

Hmmm..
In Flames, Black Dalih Murder, Waking the Cadaver, Sawtooth Grin ,As I Lay Dying, Walls of Jericho, Hatebreed, 100 Demons, Terror, Unearth, Crowbar, Down, Pantera, Superjoint Ritual, Nora, Eyehategod, Kyuss. Last but not least, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill. Job for a Cowboy and Centurian, BMTH, Waking the Cadaver loads of random Hardcore bands with names that aint worth me typing!
The list goes on, but mostly Sludge, Hardcore, Stoner, Metal.
I will prob remember loads of amazing bands, but im lazy so they will stay in my head!

Movies:

All of the 'Aliens' films, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Kids, Girl Fight, Band of Brothers, Goodfellas, memory blank............... -http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi6uj_xfiles-4-conduit

Television:

Home Improvement! My name is Earl! Antiques Roadshow! Last of the Summer Wine!! BBC News 24!! Starship Troopers cartoon! erm i dunno who carez

Books:

Douglas Adamson's Hitchhikers Series, most of Dan Abnett's work.
Mostly Science Fiction, but also quite a lot of history books aswell. So exciting!

Heroes:

My ass hole, can you think of a worse job?