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About Me

"When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro." -Hunter S. Thompsoni'm a misanthropic people person, who puts a lot of effort into his apathetic ways.i'm not much for trendy nightclubs. most sports bore the shit out of me, unless i'm playing. can't stand fake, boring, uninteresting people. if you've got nothing to say that is really worth listening to, or a way to keep my attention, then take care now, bye-bye then. i'm a bit eccentric.life, in it's infinite possibilities, has given me the opportunity to make a living as a professional musician, in the form of an original band known as the Vessel, in which i'm the lead guitarist. to prove my point on the infinite possibilities of life, what was given has since been taken away. in short, no more Vessel for Phil.
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You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Monster Profile
Merciless Demon
You Feast On: Olives
You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men
You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks What's Your Monster Name?

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My Interests

music, movies, women, food, art, travel, you know the shit that matters.

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I'd like to meet:

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my soul mate. found her, met her, now i'm with her.

Music:

i'm a total music junkie. i like jazz, fusion, classic rock, progressive rock, some metal, some techno/house/drum and bass/industrial, new/slam/jam grass, some middle eastern/mediterranean, funk, ska, old punk, 70's glam-rock, dub, some reggae, new wave, jambands, some orchestral, hip-hop NOT R.A.P.!(Retarded Ass Poetry), folk, some new age, flamenco, afro-pop/funk/jazz, and many other genres that are escaping me right now. not only am i an avid listener, i also play several instruments. my main instrument is guitar(6,7,8 and 12 strings), but i also play bass(4,5,6,7,8 and 12 strings), mandolin, banjo, hand percussives, didjiridoo, mouth harp, bozouki, chapman stick/touch-style guitar, dobro, and i sing a little.

Movies:

among my favorite moveis are: Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels; Snatch; Ocean's 11, 12 & 13; the original Star Wars Trilogy (fuck the Special editions); Alien; Aliens; Where the Buffalo Roam; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Blazing Saddles; Young Frankenstein; M.A.S.H.; Dr. Strangelove; the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou; the Royal Tenenbaums; Taxi Driver; A Clockwork Orange; the Godfather I & II; every Kevin Smith Flick, except Jersey Girl (haven't seen it, don't wanna); Pulp Fiction; Four Rooms; Resevior Dogs; Planet Terror; Death Proof; Shaun of the Dead; every Monty Python flick, especially the Life of Brian; Stripes; the Big Lebowski; Ghostbusters I & II; Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (original Gene Wilder version); the Last Waltz; Caddyshack; Donnie Darko; Boondock Saints; King of New York; Super Troopers; Beerfest; One Flew Over the Coo Coo's Nest; Children of Men; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Grosse Pointe Blank; High Fidelity; the Evil Dead Trilogy; the Indiana Jones trilogy; and many many others. some great, some terrible.

Television:

adult swim, comedy central, the occasional VH1, CNN, movies/movie channels, food network.

Books:

not much of a reader, but when i do read it tends to be non-fiction (Biographies, philosophy, music related, comedy).

Heroes:

mom.

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!?!??!?!?!?!!?!!!!!?

What the fuck is this Heaven Above shit!?!?!? i'm irate. saw some of their propaganda, annoyed. they contacted me on myspace, asked to be my friend.. apparently they're a clothing company that special...
Posted by Philthy Bastard on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:57:00 PST

lame tattoos

TRIBAL FUCKING TATTOOS!!!!!!what tribe are you from motherfucker?Douchebagious Fucktardious?correct me if i'm wrong, but those look like squiggly lines to me."it's my own design."how fucking creative ...
Posted by Philthy Bastard on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:20:00 PST

GODDAMNIT!!!!!!: a rant

why is it, that there are soooooo many useless twats out there?i try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but i find myself sorley disappointed in mankind.often.it's the ones that are wasting pr...
Posted by Philthy Bastard on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:00:00 PST