I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4im alex(nice to meet you)first things first i have a girlfriend and I HAVE DEATHLY fear that one day zombies will wage an all out war on mankind... but its okay cause ive read books on how to survive a zombie invasion... i guess you wanna what i like ... i love candy ... i really like sour ones.. well until they make the roof of my mouth really raw then i get mad and eat them all at once...i love eating desserts... by far snickerdoodle and banana foosters.... i love getting drunk with friends... the best shot ever invented has to be a lunch-box (and if you dont like then fuck you cause youve prob. never heard of it) and if im feeling really good ill start passing out shots like its free halloween candy.... i almost always get a new cut on my hands when ever i go to work... i love video games... i really love my 360, SNES and my orginal nintendo the one i got back in the late 80's or the 90's i dunno all i know is i have one.... i always thought i was gonna marry an asian chick... (so if any asians are ready this you wanna help me out ???)i love all types of music ... ive been asked to kindly leave (which the nice way to say kicked out) 5 bars and 2 dance clubs so far ... and im currently only 22.... YIKES... i love SHINER beers ... ummm... ohh yeah when i eat i make little noises ... sometimes if its really good ill go UMMMMM... right before i eat it .... yeah ... i really dont make much sense unless you know me ... cause other than that most people think im on coke or something like that .... ohh yeah i love my sis from okalahoma even though she loves fried chicken and has a thing for guys who are "assholes" in her words ... i think before i talk almost all the time... when i was little i had a speech problem so i had to see this speech teacher once a day for like 2 hours ...ive been told that when i get really excited and start talking about something i start to wiggle my butt while im sitting down, but i dunno bout that one ... :)
| View | Add Favoritewell yeah so i thought it would show how random i am by posting some qoutes that i either said or had said about me...
"chad...tell my mom i died...." (as i begin to puke on the side of the highway
"... yeah thats what she said...."
"like a cum guzzling whore bag..."
"BRILLIANT !!!" (yells with chad)
"I'D like to order this cheeseburger ... then id like to take you out for a steak dinner..."
"Chris....chris....Chris if i were a girl...id fuck you..."
"...dude...office depot would be the perfect place to be if there was a zombie invasion... no seriously.... ive thought about it..."
"i dunno why you cleaned my room .... its just gonna get messy in like five mins."
"dude ... i bet its like christmas morning...they never know what theyre gonna get... but you know theyre gonna love it..."(this was while i was explaining why money shot is so awesome in pornos..)
"im sorry but i dont like dark meat..." (this girl at work asked if she was hot)
"i really wanna feed a pig beacon..."
(going up to a complete stranger) "hey have you met my gay homosexual friend Raul..."
"pfffffrrrrrrrpptttt...."(while making masterbation hand gestures)
"Alex is so sexy that he can impregnate me by his sexy voice even though hes like 1000 miles away"
"i wanna (insert randrom thought)...id probally do (insert random thought)...YEAH i would do that"
(randrom friend)"dude alex you sure you dont wanna go to the concert?"..... (me)"Nah ... but you say that theres a bar across the street though?"
"DUH YEAH"
(random friend) "so alex what did you do today"
(my answer) nothing really ... just kinda saved the world from bloodsucking aliens hell bent on exterminating man-kind"
(random friend) "so you were playing halo"
(my answer)"yeah"
(insert laugh like a 5 year old kid)
Create your own friendquiz hereDear Alex,
