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Twisted

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About Me

I was born in a small farming villiage in 1970, and at aged 16 I packed my bags and moved to London where I quickly became a famous figure on the underground scene. The national and international press soon picked up on this, and it wan't long before I was sipping champagne and mingling with the stars. Years later the champagne lifestyle continues, and nobody realises I have no talent.....

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My Interests

I like sticking shells to household objects...JK! I kinda like shaking my thing to Motorhead while houses explode and madmen chase the neighbours cat down the street with axes. Drivin' on holy gasoline, the twighlight godess pays my wages.......Oh, and Custard Creams.And Plain Chocolate Digestives.Bourbon Creams, Ginger Snaps, Pink Wafers, Happy Faces, Jammie Dodgers, Orange Vicount (never mint though). Oreos, despite being black (thanks Sista Cindy), I mean, a black biscuit? Wierd!

I'd like to meet:

A leggy blonde with a winning lottery ticket.

Failing that, a leggy brunette with a winning lottery ticket. Or a redhead with a lottery ticket? Anyone with a winning lottery ticket? Even a £10 win would be fine. Honest!
"A Dying God Coming Into Human Flesh" video by Jessie Fischer.
Song taken from the album, "Monotheist".
"Monotheist" available from Century Media .

Music:

Ahhhh...Frankenstein Drag Queens, Twisted Sister, Wednesday 13, Motorhead, Celtic Frost, Misfits, Hawkwind, Murderdolls, Ozric Tentacles, Danzig, Murphy's Law, Minsitry, KMFDM, Venom,...watch this space!

Movies:

Trash Horror and Christmas movies...Evil Dead, The Santa Clause, Evil Dead II, The Santa Claus 2, Army of Darkness, The Santa Clause 3, ummmm....Texas Chainsaw, Amytiville, The house by the Cemetary, Elf, Childs play, The Omen movies, The Exorcist, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, Saw, Descent, The Nightmare before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Hard Candy.....get the drift?

Television:

Silver box, sits in the corner and sprays blue light on us.

Books:

Put it in front of me and I'll read it. Used to just read horror, now I like detective books and horror, plus anything else that comes my way. I'll read anything.And if people die in it then that's a bonus.

Heroes:

My Kids, the Queen, Lemmy, Twisted Sister. "We can be Heroes"

My Blog

Night Hikes and Cub leadership self doubt, lol!

Uhhhh...Cubs night hike last night....OMG! They can't do any damage in the middle of the night in the rain can they?.....CAN THEY???? Got the same number back as we had go out, so I suppose something...
Posted by Twisted on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST

Porno buddies

Hey! Welcome everyone, and a big heads up to my new porn buddies. Come on girls, you gotta try harder than that to get me to whip my credit card out, lol!
Posted by Twisted on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST

Welcome to my lovely blog

Hey! Welcome boys and girls.....4 friends already without even trying - old buddies Cynth and Limes, the mysterious Marksman (kinda scary, huh? And he lives in my neck of the woods....yikes!), and eve...
Posted by Twisted on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:47:00 PST