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Jeremy

I had a heart attack during a game of charades

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My name is jeremy
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My Interests

I like to stand near atm machines and when someone types in their pin number i say "Got It!!" Internship and volunteer work. LAA, check it out www.rosemarinetheater.com. I used to be a hot-tar roofer, Yeah, I remember that... day. I did a fundraiser once too. We were trying to raise money to buy one of those machines that shows how much money has been raised. SPORTS I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything. Im very good at paintballing
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I'd like to meet:

KELLY FROM SHOES

Music:

i am composing some music.You know when you go to a concert and the kids get on stage and they jump into the crowd? People think that's dangerous, but not me... because humans are made of 95% water, so the audience is 5% away from a pool.Pics frome the TBS concert

Movies:

Rules of Fight Club

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Television:

i am making some T.V. scripts.I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about diets!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me diet pills, but I didn't know what the hell they were.TUPAC AND BARNIE

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Books:

i am publishing a book.i read cards that say "Get Well Soon." ...forget that. Get well now.

Heroes:

i am sewing a costume.Jesus, My Ma michael young, Adam and Dane, the men and women of the armed forces across the sea. But really jesus My brother taking a poop

My Blog

Dont throw stones in glass houses

You know the saying dont throw stones in a glass house, uhh how bout nobody should throw stones. My policy is NO STONE THROWING REGARDLESS OF HOUSING SITUATION. However there is one ex...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST

halloween = 40 lbs of chocolate

i like goin to birthdays  but i dont like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against animals. "Hey theres a donkey with some pizazz, lets go kick his azz" what im trying to say is dont...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

Mans greatest invention: the australian

Last night i found out something about the frisbee, it is the only thing you can hit a stranger with and they won't get mad. Its really a fun thing but if you dont have someone to play with there...
Posted by Jeremy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST

Pretty pricey piece of pjs

Im really psyched cause I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em, which is awesome cause before that I used to have to hold stuff when I slept.  But now I'm like, 'Oh, Where's my...
Posted by Jeremy on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

The mall pt. II

So im at the mall and i see alota clothes, I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But whe...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

Sir, this is not a Library

So im at the QT and im readn a mag. The womman at the register tells me, "Sir, this is not a library." (and u can quote me on the quote-unquote). I reply, "Oh thanks, now i can read out loud".
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST