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Alex

shortarsewelshgit

About Me

Ask me, I can guarantee a funny response....

My Interests

Being Cynical, worrying about the sky falling on my head tomorrow whilst simulateously wondering whether tomorrow will ever come....

I'd like to meet:

George Bush and kick his teeth in

Music:

Is the modern day form of poetry so im told.

Movies:

All films are made to promote conspiracy theory's, such as JFK and Capricorn One. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the most obvious one, I've been to Cadbury World in Birmigham, and I know the films true.....

Television:

Used by the global capitalist pigs such as Pepsi and McDonalds to spread their propaganda to the Proletariat, forcing them to purchase their goods by subliminal messaging

Books:

Bound pages of text used to convey a story to the reader. Can be hardback or softback, fictional or factual. This guy called Harry Potter seems to have a lot of books written about him, is he famous?

Heroes:

Aren't they small Chocolate bars made by Cadbury's?