Will

I live in the big D (the land of the 30K millionaires), and I think I have finally found my niche. I love middle class. I think I am becoming a planner. I think your life and happiness is in your own hands. My life is full of blessings, I just need the people I love to remind me of that. I don't think breast feeding in public is wrong, even if I get squirted on. I am a dog person. I often bend, though I never break. I love Jesus, but I drink a little. I often wear mismatched socks. I am a lover not a fighter. I have ADHD so bad that one time I left my house with one shoe on. I think everyone should donate their organs when they are finished with them. I need more adventure in my life. I like for life to be as simple as possible, but it never is. I am a retired hipster. I have never really won anything, but I think I am one of the luckiest people in the world. I think recycling is fun. I try not to worry much anymore because I doubt any of this will matter in 100 years. I am a practicing Catholic Buddhist. I like to start books and not finish them. I will eat anything on anything....even if I just got through eating something else. I laugh when I get really angry or nervous. I think people who drink hot coffee out of a straw are dim. I have gone 10 days without showering during a Houston summer, on purpose. I love my family, friends, and dog Lucy. I once lived in a tent for 6 months, again on purpose. I believe in fate. I think people should do on to others as they want others to do on to them. I think that everyone deserves good healthcare, but they should be limited on how many children they can have. I like to say the F word and enjoy when others say it as well. I talk really fast and mumble while doing so. I go to weddings for the cake, though getting really dressed up and drunk is fun too. I am a positive loving being, unless you inject crack into your neck. I once walked 11km to use the phone, and the person I was going to call wasn't home. I try not to make the world an ugly place. I write messy so people don't notice my spelling errors. I would like to win the lottery, but I don't buy tickets. I spell bad, and I never remember names. I like to make friends, make them laugh....and keep them forever. I was once told by a gentlemen / scholar that I always look for the positive in people. I think happiness is found in what you do and who you care for everyday.