God, Monkeys, Causing Widespread Panic, B-run movies, music, reading/writing/saying things backwards, learning interesting things about people, and making new friends. I'm also better than your kids.
The male version of me... But I'd settle for the man that fits this profile: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it."
I worked at an underground record store in Virginia for a while, so I listen to everything.... Seriously. Everything .
Huge fan of horror movies that are well-made, and of course the not-so-well-made ones that are B-run. Evil Dead Trilogy is my favorite. Aside from that... I like The Last Unicorn, Anchorman, Tank Girl, Barb Wire, I Heart Huckabee's, Elf, Fifth Element, Neverending Story, Legend, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Billy Madison, Happy Gillmore, Old School, Borat , Second-Hand Lions, Spirited Away (Japanese Alice in Wonderland basically), 12 Monkeys, Miss Congeniality (so sad I know), Susperia, Session 9, Meet Joe Black, Butterfly Effect (not really sure why) Fight Club... ok I'll stop listing ....
Don't watch a whole lot of TV really... but Project Runway, The Closer, Family Guy, Will & Grace, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Friends if there's nothing else on... wow, looking back on that... my choice in television programming is really quite immature. WHO CARES I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND?!! }:o ...whoa... Project what ?
I can't read. :( Just kidding... I'm a bookaholic.Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, L'Etranger, To Kill a Mockingbird, Kushiel's Dart (and rest in series), Dragonlance Chronicles... I know I know, Catcher in the Rye, The Sun Also Rises, Love You Forever, Four Blondes, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Thief Lord... those are my most recent reads .
My heroes? Um... that'd be turkey and swiss with lettuce, tomato, and pickle!