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Stephanie Anne

Only boring people get bored.

About Me

Seek... and ye shall find.

My Interests

God, Monkeys, Causing Widespread Panic, B-run movies, music, reading/writing/saying things backwards, learning interesting things about people, and making new friends. I'm also better than your kids.

I'd like to meet:

The male version of me... But I'd settle for the man that fits this profile: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it."

Music:

I worked at an underground record store in Virginia for a while, so I listen to everything.... Seriously. Everything .

Movies:

Huge fan of horror movies that are well-made, and of course the not-so-well-made ones that are B-run. Evil Dead Trilogy is my favorite. Aside from that... I like The Last Unicorn, Anchorman, Tank Girl, Barb Wire, I Heart Huckabee's, Elf, Fifth Element, Neverending Story, Legend, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Billy Madison, Happy Gillmore, Old School, Borat , Second-Hand Lions, Spirited Away (Japanese Alice in Wonderland basically), 12 Monkeys, Miss Congeniality (so sad I know), Susperia, Session 9, Meet Joe Black, Butterfly Effect (not really sure why) Fight Club... ok I'll stop listing ....

Television:

Don't watch a whole lot of TV really... but Project Runway, The Closer, Family Guy, Will & Grace, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Friends if there's nothing else on... wow, looking back on that... my choice in television programming is really quite immature. WHO CARES I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND?!! }:o ...whoa... Project what ?

Books:

I can't read. :( Just kidding... I'm a bookaholic.Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, L'Etranger, To Kill a Mockingbird, Kushiel's Dart (and rest in series), Dragonlance Chronicles... I know I know, Catcher in the Rye, The Sun Also Rises, Love You Forever, Four Blondes, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Thief Lord... those are my most recent reads .

Heroes:

My heroes? Um... that'd be turkey and swiss with lettuce, tomato, and pickle!

My Blog

Voicemail

Tell me what your meaning of "happiness" is. ...
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

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fuck   this is not witty
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST

Unicorn Becomes Me

I am turning in a unicorn. No, not like just a horse with a horn. Not just in my head. Not in my dreams. This is for serious. I have all the symptoms. -Increased Awesomeness Lately, my co-workers, fri...
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

Scamps

Data entry 1: Small female Felis catus. Grey coloring and light colored eyes. Fiesty.Data entry 2: Small female Felis catus. Grey coloring with long white socks on hindlegs and shorter white socks on ...
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:51:00 PST

Youngsmobile

I'm really disappointed in my disability to make my loaner car look super fly.Upon entering what I like to call a "car accident situation," my vehicle became less than driveable and had to be put into...
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST

Garuntees in the Deep South

On my way to Greers Ferry Lake, it became aware to me that there are a few things that I can almost always count on in the "deep south."First of all, 80% of the buildings in any given town must c...
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Twas the Night...

Haha, this blog isn't about Christmas, and you thought it was.FKRS!1111oneI just wanted to explain my ghetto song on my profile and my Cowboy-hatted picture. Actually, I'm not going to explain it at a...
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:00:00 PST

That's a Lot of Powdered Sugar

Could someone please explain me to what this white stuff is that is falling gently from the sky to blanket Little Rock?
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:21:00 PST

Test... Jar... Baby?

So like. This is my conception. I think. There is always creepily obscure and funny shit here....
Posted by Stephanie Anne on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:54:00 PST

A Poem of Great Geekocity


Posted by Stephanie Anne on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:09:00 PST