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El guapo

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me



* I'M HERE TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BUT SHE'S IN ANOTHER CASTLE. *

I am who I've always been, whom I always will be: one breath closer to who I shall become.I am *******. But you may refer to me as "Your Excellency", "Your Grace" or simply "Emperor".Anything more you shall have to find out for yourself.

Half Vampire. Half Ninja. All Hero.

AIM s/n: Wallshot
MSN msngr: [email protected] ICQ: 248415321

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I can learn from or laugh at. Jarome Iginla. Group X. Skeletor. "Baldy" Bouchard. George Dubbya (I just want to see where the strings are). Jarome Iginla. The Stanley Cup. Christian Lindskog. Someone who can teach me how to skate backwards or play guitar (front-wards) or both. Brent Burns ("The Manimal"). Someone who knows which of these are serious. That Nigerian guy who keeps asking me to help him wire $80 million dollars. Someone that can me laugh until I can't stop (you read that right). Joe and Kevin from LTL (And even "Diddles"). The guy that ran ZBQ. Jarome Iginla. That one chick on that one show. A new chess partner. Your mother.Mostly your mom; she would like me.

My Blog

Burning Bridges

He breathed in, and not oxygen,Not life in breath was found.He found only flameTo burn it all away.To burn it all to the ground.Lips move to form words begging,Pleading, and coercing a smileFrom lips ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 23:25:00 GMT

A Great One

A week ago, driving my son to his grandmother's house on Easter Sunday, he spoke unto me these words, that in all honesty it may not be for the first time:He said "Easter is my favorite holiday."  I a...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:15:00 GMT

Meta-Four

Endless dream ended, once I was flying. Now back to a body where I'm slowly dying.  A song unsung rolls through my head; a beautiful lyric washed away in tidal melody.  Drowning in it yet another part...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:41:00 GMT

Without You.

Without You I have no voice,Without You I have no heart,No hope,No grace,No life.Without You I know only misery,Without You I know only pain,Only despair,Only sorrow,Only death.Even nowI've not wordsN...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:57:00 GMT

That Dark Bright Light

That stench, you can't smell it but taste it - on your tongue, in the air, in your head.  It's the corpse of your quiet life, rotting away the small hours of the night.  The night that cuts ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:06:00 GMT

Too much brudd (I washy my hands)

Behold - my new favorite song: Play it over and a over. Ober and a ober again.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Far away from my Home, but baby Im not alone

You said I had strength to stand my ground.You said I had wings to fly.But all I feel is far away.But all I feel is fearNight and day.And all I want to feel is free.And all I wand to feel is youNear m...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:14:00 GMT

No, not for nothing.

She told me I was crazy.  And perhaps she is not wrong.  For certain, I shall do nothing so foolish again.  But I did only what I felt had to do.  And I regret nothing (except mayh...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:27:00 GMT

Disgusting

Why are 13 year old girls always telling me I'm sexy??  Gross.  Don't you have some cartoons to watch or something!?!?  Damn.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:49:00 GMT

Gravity is a harsh Mistress...

I am so EXHAUSTED.Worst.  Week.  Ever.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:28:00 GMT