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Josh

=PuTTinG THe LaUGhTEr BaCK IN SLaUGhTEr=

About Me

Well, what can I say... I’m nice, apparently funny, kind and all that stuff. I have a weird, childish-like humour not many people 'get' and it gets me into a lot of trouble. I live in a town called Coolongolook. (A.K.A Coongie) don't be surprised if you've never heard of it, blink ya miss it, the main attraction there is me! Haha... It’s near Taree/Forster, about an hour and a half from Newcastle and I plan on moving very soon... I play Guitar (Who doesn't these days), wouldn't call myself any Carl Tidemann, Michael Angelo or Muhammed Suicmez, or *Insert other phenomenal artist here*, but I try haha. I love to draw when I'm bored, I’ve been told I’m really good ^_^ And apparently I’m good at paint on the computer as well. I’m addicted to Coffee Haha. I used to play Warhammer 40k, it’s mad, and requires some decent brains, which a lot of you idiots lack. I also play console games a lot. Mostly Halo haha. I am an English-Australian and proud of my blood. I don’t hate much stuff, besides the direction of society. That’s all I can say, but if ya add me; you can get a good picture of what I'm like... (And by the way, don’t bother to steal my images, Ill track you down and get influences for another violent image.)

My Interests

I like to make everyone’s life difficult and uncomfortable to live =) lol. Nah. Um. My world revolves around Laughter or brutality. Or playing Xbox! lol

I'd like to meet:

Umm. Anyone; And by anyone, I don't mean Hardcore SxE bands or scene whores, or kids that think 90 degree angle poses are cool. They don't count in my 'Worthy books'. Ofcoarse all my favorite bands. Other than that, people that are a cure towards boredom, I'm mostly always bored. So yeah, ever feel like a nice chat. I'll try and keep the contact. P.S: If you want to add me on msn... if you have it... my address is... [email protected] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ==TRaMple ThE WEaK, HurDLe The DEad, SeEk ThE InFeRIoR And PurIfY WitH VioLeNcE, LeAve OmEnS In TaNK TReAD ImPreSsIOnS== The guitarist from Anomolous Carl from Winds Muhammed from Necrophagist

Music:

I am a Death metal fellah. I am able to listen to anything... But if I have a choice. I'd put on some Death metal... I'm getting really into a lot of Neo-classical, or any classical, playing guitar more often now. I’ve been through a lot of music experience. I know a lot about music... But, Even I don’t know many things. So you can add me and we can talk. Favorite bands at the moment; Different genres: Necrophagist= Vital Remains and Deicide= Kronos= Severe Tortures' new stuff= Vader= Skinless (Death metal), Winds= Versailles (Japanese)= Age of Silence= Solo Guitarists (Neo-Classical), Chimaira (Power Metal, Allways my favorite), Turisas= Svartsot= Fintroll (Folk Metal), Abysmal Torment= Old Severe Torture= Putrid Pile (Gore Grind Death), 1349 = Destroyer 666= Bestial Warlust (Black Metal), Hammerfall= Symphony X= Dream Evil (Prog.. All sounds the same lol) Slayer (Thrash) Favourite Genres rank: Death/Grind Black Heavy (recent heavy) Classical Prog Folk

Movies:

WAR==DEATH==COMEDY==METAL==TWISTY SHIT One film I think everyone should check out though.. "Idiocracy".

Television:

Anything I can get a cheap laugh at... I love computer animated movies. All the lil' Funny shows like Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, The Boondoks, South Park, The Simpsons, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Sponge Bob, Emperor's New School, Harvey Birdman; Atterney of Law, Robot Chicken, anything on Adultswim, for that matter; Happy Tree Friends and Friends, WONDERSHOWZIN, Still Standing, Everybody loves Raymond, According to Jim, Grounded for Life, and some more Sitcoms.. you know, watevz. Anything on comedy channel, Except Curb Your Enthusiasm, I hate that show sooo much!!and that Sinfield ( can't even be fucked spelling it)! Other then Comedy, Metal on [V] shows some mad clips, sometimes... Anything that sheds light on War, Weapons, Anything interesting Science-wise, Or in fact, Any Historical or Biblical stuff.

Books:

z I enjoy reading Warhammer 40k books, Codex’s and anything from the "Black Library". Can't get enough of the post-galactic wars! haha. "Mayven!!" (Professor Frink - The Simpsons)I also like anything interesting, once again. Anything I think would be really good to learn about; I'll probably read something about it.

Heroes:

If anyone comes close to a Hero, it would have to be Steve Irwin a man of such skill, and being a normal bloke in a normal world. Making something of him by being himself. May he RIP. My Dad is number one though. Infact, any male that lives a life respectfully, without disrupting others has my respect. Most Buddhists have my respect as well. I have many influences as well... Example: Every single metal band I liked has paid a great deal in how I am today. Every person that has given me knowledge I have used, Or anything that has produced something that I have made use of. Obviously.

My Blog

Halo rules

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Posted by Josh on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:03:00 PST

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