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Barney

gurt lush

About Me

I like long walks on small beaches, with big women. I want to leap frog over the royal family naked, and play Hop Scotch with monsters, (friendly ones)

My Interests

Writing on bananas with a biro, looking at interesting shaped humans, drawing moustaches on srangers, missing high 5's.

I'd like to meet:

I've always wanted to meet the guy who makes the china seperaters between the mens urinals.

Music:

Don't really like music.

Movies:

Festen, Sin City, City of God, Magnolia, Withnail & I, Vera Drake, Human Nature, Best in show, Bring it On

Television:

Anything with Susan Kennedy in.

Books:

"How to look cool when writing your myspace profile" by Tom

Heroes:

Nathan