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nick

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About Me

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i am nick. i'm sure you've heard of me. i have a four year old son that i would do anything for. the times i am happiest are my times with him. i love the bar, playing darts, beer pong, pool (even though I suck at it). i love movies, music, watching sports. i love the pistons, red wings, tigers any sports teams from michigan are my boys. i can talk sports for hours. camping, card games, roulette at the casino. whiskey and cokes, bud light. i usually only smoke cigs when i'm drinking. i believe in ufos and ghosts. i was born on halloween. i have three large photos albums filled with partying pictures dating back to sophmore year in high school. i look at them often, i hate the fact that i'm getting older. i currently pay my bills by making money off people who don't pay their own bills. not a pleasant job. i've always wanted to be a filmmaker, made dozens of short movies when i was young, i'm still looking to rediscover my passion.
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My Interests


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movies, music, writing, drawing, outdoors, camping, sports

I'd like to meet:



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people. more specifically scott weiland, lindsay blohan, steve yzerman, steve zissou, Shabba-Doo, tommy jarvis, oliver stone, jenna jameson, and bill laimbeer. and the poop goblin. but really, some day i'd like to meet the girl of my dreams...............



Music:



stone temple pilots, the doors, third eye blind, kid rock, beck, oasis, jet, the vines, pearl jam, nirvana, under the influence of giants, soundgarden, audioslave, filter, bush, institute, the beatles, led zeppelin, alice in chains, sublime, 311, pink floyd, beastie boys, tom petty, velvet revolver, CHICAGO!, weezer, nine inch nails, white zombie, old school rap like black sheep, 2pac, biggy, dayton family, eazy e, too short and 80's music (if i'm drunk)!

Movies:



anything in the horror category (especially the cheesy ones). natural born killers, donnie darko, life aquatic, the friday the 13th series, phantasm, halloween, nightmare on elms street, war of the worlds, the curse, man on fire, 13 monkeys, ice queen, andre the butcher, the others, anchorman, zoolander, dumb and dumber, easy rider, platoon, and so on..... oh and LAMBADA kicks ass!

Television:



the one and only arrested developement. the office, dexter, seinfeld, the simpsons, south park, 24, csi, medium, chappelle show. PRISON BREAK!

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Books:

Area Stoner Convinced Everyone On TV Also Stoned

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i mostly read the newspaper. the only book i've read in the past five years is Dissecting Death (its about true CSI stories). i have been attempting to write a screenplay for two years now. i'm getting there slowly.

Heroes:

my son is my everything. and the 2004 NBA champion Detroit Pistons. i just love those guys.

My Blog

this is insanely hilarious, warning adult content

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career...
Posted by nick on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

confessions of a seriously good dart player

so, uh, i was down about a hundred points. everyone was laughing. i was the butt end of the joke (even though i won the last game). i paid no attention to the snickering. i sipped my jack and coke. i ...
Posted by nick on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

PIZZA: the truth behind aliens and snakes

while there was an intense thunderstorm outside tonight, me and gavin hid under the blanket on my bed for quite sometime. he was convinced that aliens were behind the thunderstorm, and were quickly ap...
Posted by nick on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:14:00 PST

neilzley's weekly movie review

ROADHOUSE 2where o where is patrick swayze when you need him! this stinking turd of a movie sure could have used a dose of the swayze. this movie sucks, but its laugh out loud funny in some parts. i l...
Posted by nick on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST

innocent porn, honestly......

i did not create these images, but i thought they were hilarious so here you go.......
Posted by nick on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

it was a strange dream...... (new dream 4/4/07!)

This most recent dream is borderline psychic. and amazing. the following is a vivid descrpition of the events that occurred on april 4, 2007. i was watching the tigers play the blue jays on tv, and th...
Posted by nick on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

poetic wisdoms from my bottomless portfolio of crap

DISCLAIMER: not all views portrayed in this blog have anything to do with the owner of this myspace profile*there once was a guy named johnny appledweed he sat by a tree and fiddled with his knee a bi...
Posted by nick on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:59:00 PST

the mystery on mckinley road: an incident from 1996

>SUNDAY, SEPT. 29th 199612:45amRose and York met me at the hotel chode that night. I hopped into Rose's car, buzzing heavily, and I was told we were going on a midnight road trip to a so-called rumore...
Posted by nick on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

strange artifacts that will blow your mind into another universe

from http://paranormal.about.com/Over the last few decades, miners in South Africa have been digging up mysterious metal spheres. Origin unknown, these spheres measure approximately an inch or so in d...
Posted by nick on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:55:00 PST

impossible is the opposite of possible

this is funny shit. the first video is supposed to be a serious video made by real-life douchebag aleksey vaynar. he was a yale student who exaggerates how "great" he is. (look up his name on wikipedi...
Posted by nick on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST