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About Me

I enjoy Food. I will eat you and your animal. The world is overpopulated with cats because I ate ALF. If you want to know the way to my heart it's with food. If you want to know about me, let me eat you and you will see where I have been, because I eat everything. Trees, Cars, ALF, Houses, and whole watermelons are my favorite. I also enjoy sunny days at a public beach. I like to stay for days so I can tan my ass. In my recent comments (LOOK NOW!) you can see how I exercise. I love to stay fit. Send my pics and video to your cell phone!
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My Interests

I enjoy all activities, especially walking. i am trying to master breathing but i keep eating my tongue. i will be entering the national tree eating contest held this summer in the walt's woods national forest.

I'd like to meet:

MY DAD

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

billy joel "we didn't start the fire, we ate it", and nine inch nails "EAT" are my favorite songs ever! I also enjoy listening to the crackling of a nice mid-summer's Tree Crunching http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l248/ameliaespinosajr/?act ion=view&current=1180111275.pbw

Movies:

Willy wonka's cause you can eat his walls

Television:

Can see over my 10 fold chin

Books:

i no longer own any books, i threw them all in my mouth.

Heroes:

The china man that eats the hot dogs for records. I want to eat him

and bette midler

My Blog

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Short quick Blog Thank you Good Bye
Posted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

ouch! where'd my eyebrows go?????

oh boy. the last time i went firewalking was quite the trip. the flames where raging so high they were practically over my head! holy smokes! but i took off my shirt anyway. i love firewalking bare ch...
Posted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

what is wrong with people!!!!

Isn't it funny how people complain? Famous people complain because they get too much attention and if they don't get attention they are offended Fat people complain that they are fat and people are in...
Posted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST

Relationships

Can't believe that I'm posting this but I think the same is true for alot of people. Relationships. How odd. If your confused about them and you meet someone not confused and all in love, you always a...
Posted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:08:00 PST

Bloggin n blogging n blogging

Blogging and blogging about hmmm... Well how about now. I'm happy as shit! I don't even know why. I'm hung over, tired and not getting anything done at work, but I'm still happy as shit. I got a golf ...
Posted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

The Start or the END???

This is a FUCKIN BLOG!!!! I have wanted to write a blog for 3 months!!!!! But anyways how can I start. Can we start with New roommate or new job or new house, or new life or new DETROIT SPORTS?? The P...
Posted by Captain Jack Sparrow on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:58:00 PST