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John Junkman

your express shipment of FAIL has arrived.

About Me

You Are 99% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?
Make Your Own Quiz

My Interests

g2ic , second generation acura integras , movies ,music , comic books , ebay , selling various car parts, taking cars apart, sirius 100 and 101 join the revolution!

I'd like to meet:

You are 72% REAL Texan!!

You're way more Texan than average. You're parents were probably from here too. We're glad to have you. You probably go to the border for Christmas shopping and are well versed in BBQ, Mexican Food and .. well thats pretty much it.

How Texan Are You?

Artie Lange and Jackie the Jokemanwii bowling record 254.

Music:

ska , punk , various old school stuff , 5678's , techno

Movies:

Falling Down , Lucky Number Slevin , Kill Bill vol 1 and 2 , Gone in 60 seconds (1974) , TheJunkman (1982) , The seventh Seal , The Seven Ups, Bullitt

Television:

House , Law and Order SVU

Books:

The park is mine

Heroes:

Howard SternKarate Kid Montage

My Blog

A fond farewell to my dearest friends....

A fond farewell to my dearest friends.... Well friends, the time has come for us to part ways. Some of us have been together for nearly a decade and others of us just met in the last few years. We'v...
Posted by John Junkman on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:31:00 PST

700 reasons why Im not in love with my car

$700 for new brakes on a car worth about $300.Nice.It needed everything. New rotors, new pads and 1 new rear caliper. 4 wheel disk and abs for the loss.When I was in highschool I needed new brakes on ...
Posted by John Junkman on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:11:00 PST

3400-3500 big bad short

Horn, domelight, clock , antenna , all took a shit on the deal. Headlights , tail lights, a/c and gas gauge all still work. More to come. 
Posted by John Junkman on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:40:00 PST

When I’m low on digits, I push blow in a blizzard

When I'm low on digits, I push blow in a blizzard ....I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in Hell, I am a hustler baby I sell water to a whale.Debt restructuring today. I pay $xxx a month for the ne...
Posted by John Junkman on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:52:00 PST

3000,3100,3200,3300

oil, brakes, tires and battery are all badly neededtires: down to rubber that resembles mickey thompson racing slicksbrakes: flintsone brakes. I mash the pedal to the floor and i MIGHT stop.oil: I'm 3...
Posted by John Junkman on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:33:00 PST

fun at the mall

Fun at the mall.    I've made a few rare public appearances at several local malls over the last few days to get a few things I need for work. 1) Scrubs2) Long sleeve white tshirts3) so...
Posted by John Junkman on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:04:00 PST

2700,2800,2900

pretty uneventful. Need tires and brakes like yesterday. Drove it to Jennas house today and it held together well. 
Posted by John Junkman on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:25:00 PST

antec basiq 500w power supply ftw

Scored this unit for $35.99 at circuit city. Project pocket change now has a heart.Bench tested it:1) Hooked up 2 case fans to 2 molex connectors2) Jumped green wire to adjacent black wire using paper...
Posted by John Junkman on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:44:00 PST

Bagels

So I go to the illegal alien bagel place today to purchase some delicious bagels. I wait in line and one of the amigos behind the counter asks if he can help me in very limited english.  I had ob...
Posted by John Junkman on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:36:00 PST

what does it mean when it says u dont have permision to perticipate in this forum??

"what does it mean when it says u dont have permision to perticipate in this forum??"What does it mean when you work in a place that has a single,1 person at a time bathoom, and you walk up to the doo...
Posted by John Junkman on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:50:00 PST