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LL COOL CLAY!

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About Me

© MCT Lyts
~Welcome To~
~My Page~ I loves me some drawrin'. Go to www.upcomics.com and check it out. there's oodles o' fun comic insanity...YAY....okay go....now...

To all women of the world: I am seeking a woman, age 18 to 80 for fun and relationships. Must look like Serena...also. I am rich, smart, cool, blond hair, chiseled jaw and superb in bed. I enjoy slam-dancing and slam-romancing. I will pay money. No transvestites please...unless you look like Serena...also. -Olly

Ridin' in the Benzo, poppin' my colla,
See some fine wenches, I hafta holla,
Diamonds, gold & the allmighty dolla,
I'm Oedipus bitch, the original balla!

Now, if I may continue...
I'm the prime minister of hip hop,
I'll take you to the top.
and I will not stop...
until you go pop.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself from the future, coming back to tell me how much zombie ass I'm gonna kick during the worldwide uprising. And I better have a bad-assly placed facial scar and a pension for smoking cigars. yeah, that'll do it.

Music:

I likes a whole lotta musics.

Movies:

Like the good ones. Love the great ones. Hate the bad ones. Make the dirty ones.

Television:

MST3K, Spongebob, Aqua Teen, Heroes, Prison Break, Lost, House, The Office, Battlestar Galactica, CSI, Deadwood, Black Donnelly's

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide, Harry Potter, Dark Tower and all the damn comics in the world (especially VERTIGO stuff), cause they totally count as books, ya friggin' pinko commie bastards!