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About Me

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A man shall eat good by the fruit of his mouth: but the soul of the transgressors shall eat violence.
I'm a 33-year-old graphic designer who's engaged (kinda) to his live-in girlfriend of three years, Chelle (she's 22). I met her when she was 17, and she moved in here when she was 18. I have no real problems with the age difference, other than that she's a big fat baby sometimes. But then again I'm a big fat baby sometimes, so it evens out. You can see more pics of her in my pics.
I have a string of nutty exes. One of them here on MySpace is still causing hysteria, even four years after the fact, because she believes that I'm a pedo. Well, the definition of a pedo is one who's sexually attracted to children, and sorry--I like my fields with grass on them, thanks. Needless to say, to call me such a terrible thing is not only dangerous but a real cunty thing to do, so she really needs to get a real life away from the computer (but instead, she's doing the same damned thing she did to me to other guys--pleasant, isn't it)? She is the perfect postergirl for why parents need to grow some fucking brains and monitor their kids' online activities. Of course, she's 18 now, so she's an "adult" by law, so I guess that that means she's just that much more easily sueable if she fucks with me. WOO FOR BIRTHDAYS!
I am constantly in some sort of pain. Right now my stomach hurts. I take 2 little blue pills (LOL, not THOSE blue pills) of morphine in the morning and in the evening to stave off the pain in my legs/body. Pain fucking sucks, people.
Such pain sometimes makes it hard for me to keep up with the graphics work--of which there is plenty, because all of a a sudden the world decided that it liked my work...alot--but I do my best. At the moment I've got a handful of clients who want shiny logos and other stuff, and it keeps me VERY busy. So don't be all upset if I'm not on AIM all the time as I was in 2003.

My Interests

Cake, pie...more pie. Cake. Photography. Pie. Photographs of pies. Teevee. Poetry. The poetry of teevee. Writing. Movies, good and bad. Writing about movies. Watching movies. Watching good AND bad movies, and then writing about the varied experiences. Reading. Reading peoples' writing about bad movies they think are good. Mocking people like that. Self-degradation, cynicism, curmudgeonery. Rainbows.In other words, typical Gemini fare.Lately, melting my brain away by playing video games. MySims is EVIL. Have Wii, will play it. Also have an XBox 360 Elite, but it's sitting on our floor in its box, still. WTF. I also love my PSP. Happily attached to this big white growth on my hip named Chelle.

I'd like to meet:

Less psychotic girls, more sane women (and men). "Fantasy" meet, since everyone's got them listed: Jim O'Connor (foodNetwork dorkus), Nicole Kidman (sitting down to dinner, preferably...because she's waaaaaaay much taller than I am _), uh...Prince, maybe. Already met other idols of mine. I dunno, whoever doesn't have a bland mind and can tolerate me. I'd love to visit a WeHo celebrigay bar so I could laugh at my confirmed suspicions about Elijah Wood and Jake Gyllenhaal. I wouldn't point, though. NO POINTING.

Oh, and I WOULDN'T like to meet any of the MySpace SpamWhores who bulk friend in order to get some horny guys to click on their porn sites. I fucking HATE MySpace because of that shit...so you won't see me posting much.

Music:

Prince and anything related (Apollonia 6, Wendy & Lisa, The Family, Sheila E. any other Revolution band member projects), Sybil Vane (I have their band name from their album cover tattooed on my wrists), Delerium, Balligomingo, Lords of Acid, Kristy Thirsk (and similar female vocalists, i.e. women who sound like angels...), Lisa Gerrard, the Eurythmics, 80's cheese, various ambient, classical, big band. None of this modern crap rock/crock that all sounds the same. I always like something -different-. Something with a comedic element (whether intentional or not) works, too (which is why I find R. Kelly's "In the Closet" highly entertaining).

Movies:

Heavenly Creatures, Lolita (1997), Purple Rain, Memoirs of a Geisha, White Chicks, Joe Dirt, Dodgeball, Open Season, Blades of Glory and the rest of the list is atimdb.com.Look them up (anything without Tom Cruise, and none of those thuggalicious flicks, either). ;)

Television:

POPular (probably all time fave), House M.D., Heroes, Dead Like Me, Bionic Woman, SVU, Cavemen, X-Files, Star Trek Voyager & TNG, CSI, Xena: Warrior Princess (STFU), ALIAS, [adult swim]: Futurama, Birdman, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, American Dad, Morel Orel, Shin Chan. We also watch MTV & VH1 reality shows like Hogan Knows Best & House of Carters.

Books:

Harry Potter books, Lolita (all formats), anything by George Orwell, James Joyce, Allen Ginsberg. Philosophy books, some humor, some English and writing books, some random fact books. For the most part though, I like nonfiction more than fiction.

Heroes:

Allen Ginsberg, Bill Clinton, John F. Kennedy, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Yeah, I'm boring, okay? Oh, and can't forget HIRO! And the CHEERLEADER. Ha ha....