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Eianna

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Emo cartoony things <3

I'm a potty mouth with verbal diarrhea......
YO MOMMAS ON CRACK ROCK!!!!!!!!! NA NA NA NA NA OMG!!!

I'm pretty volatile...nothing major but if you shake my tree my apples will hit your ass on the head. I speak my mind, I curse a lot. I am a drinker but not an over the top one. If I offend you it prolly means you asked for the truth and didn't want to HEAR the truth.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
I grew up in 5th Ward, Houston, Texas. I have heard most call it the "Bloody Nickel", which to me seems off. I remember it as one of the best parts of my childhood. Neighbors were -neighbors-, community, family. I moved to Cypress during high school. I have remained here.
27, 28, 29, 30, 31 year old 80's freak...issues with madness. I'm a huge flirt. I'm a grab ass, I'm a hands on kinda woman. I tend to never plan a damn thing and just go with the flow. I've met some cool ass people to hang out with. I also generally end up the designated driver. I take you home ;)
I've had one true love in my life, and I fucked that all to hell.

Don't start nothing, won't BE nothing!
NO Drama. fucker.
>MENTIROSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

OLD SKOOL FANS....OMG BRING IT ON I had to throw in Montell Jordan...I would eat that man alive.

My Blog

reminds me of an ex....laughed myself sick...

I dated a guy who liked a song by Montell Jordan.... and I always thought it was one of the cheesier ones (and I even like me some Montell Jordan) when I found out he was ***cheating on me I pictured ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:47:00 GMT

Saucer and Late Nite Pie

Shenanigans! Ben came out his shell! Isaac remains Isaac. The Saucer was great. We met up with Duffy and Ben. Marilyn and Isaac rode with us.  Much teasing of Isaac occurred and the general chat...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:18:00 GMT

Do you know how many durs..

It takes to take over our racks at work?   How do you save?   Remove the battery first...then unplug...THEN save.
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:50:00 GMT

ok it’s not fucking funny anymore

I WANT MY FUCKING KEG-O-RATOR BACK.ASS.
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:47:00 GMT

I need to see them again : Hick Hop Asylum Street Spankers

forgot how much fun it was.Hick Hop ~ Asylum Street Spankers Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:05:00 GMT

CRYSTAL BEACH PARTY GOERS

Don't forget that if you go to Crystal Beach now you have to buy one of their parking permits (stickers).  I think they are $10 now.This is not to drive (cruise on the beach) only if you plan to ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:14:00 GMT

DINNER

I made a YUMMY stir fry tonight. Go me.I feel a lot better but not well...make sense?I'll pay my friends in hugs to bring me Powerade, or SONIC Iced Tea (unsweet!!!)visit me stir crazy...I am going.AN...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 16:42:00 GMT

Turbo JAM - Dammit.

After 3 weeks of being sickYES THREE WEEKS.I finally couldn't take it anymore. I against dr's orders got off my ass and resumed my workouts.30 minutes on the elliptical set at hardest. 45 minutes of c...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 13:34:00 GMT

Sickie ICKIES

I am soooo over being sick.WHY AM I STILL SICK?!ick.Pneumonia sucks. I think I will point my cat towards the beach this weekend.oh wait there was just a bacteria in the water alert. I wonder if that i...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:01:00 GMT

SCION EXPO 2007 PICS

Just some of them:
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:05:00 GMT