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jen.darling

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About Me

I like fake birds and making stuff. Baking, mostly healthy goodies. I hate sweating, but I do it anyways. I <3 my kitty, Aveda. I wish my hair would grow faster. I love watching crimes shows and historical romantic movies. Milk makes me bloated. I hate ketcup and mushrooms. I like reading and sewing cute things when I have the time. I think tiny things are adorable.

My Interests

I'll knock your socks off with my awesome video gaming skills.

Music:

I play the harmonica poorly. I learned from a cassette tape called 'Harpin' It Easy.' There was a picture of sexy man on the front with a luxurious mustache(but between you and me, I don't really think he was the guy giving instructions on the tape).

Movies:

The Squid and The Whale. Amazing.

Television:

Waking up late, stumbling to the couch and watching cartoons in my pajamas.

Books:

"The Areas of my Expertise" Pure genius. Where else are you supposed to find a complete list of hobo names?

Heroes:

The best friend, you'll ever have