100% Haitian

HOW GHETTO IS YOU?
Ever used an album cover for a dustpan? (5 points) HELL YEA
Ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street? (10 points) LOOK @MY SKIN COLOR AND FIND OUT
Ever had a candy lady in your neighborhood? (5 5 extra points if your house is the candy lady) I LIVE IN STONYBROOKS
Ever had to pick your own switch or belt? (3 points for each) DAMN RIGHT
Ever had to walk to school or walked home from school?(2 points) YEA
Ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath? (5 points) NO
Ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made?(5 points) YEA
Ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light? (2 points each) YEA
Has your neighborhood ever had an ice cream man? (2 points 2 if he rang the doorbell) NO
Do you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers?"(5 points) YEA I TALK SLANG
Ever run from the police on foot? (5 points 5 if you got away) YEA
Ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove? (5 points 15 if you still do it) YEA
Are the batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape? (5 points) YEA
Ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each):Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge? NO
Ever used Tussy?(5 points) NO
Never been to the dentist? (15 points) YEA I GO TO DA DENTIST
Do you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, etc.(10 points) YEA
Have you ever paged yourself for any reason? (3 points) HELL YEA
Have you ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) YEA
Do you add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)? (5 points) HELL YEA
Do you use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em)? (5 points) NO
Have you ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat? (5 points) NO
Wehn your child drops his/her pacifier do you sanitize it by sucking it? (10 points) NO
Have you ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair? (10 points) NO
Have youever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) NO
Can you not hold a glass because of the length of your nails? (5 points) NO
Do the gold teeth in your mouth spell words? (10 points) NO
Do you not have your own place, but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's? (15 points) NO
Do you constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) YEA
Do you think Tupac is still alive? (20 points) HELL YEA
Are you going to have to use a calculator to add your points? (25 points) NO
==---------Now the totals----------==
0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs
51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat
76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?
150 points or more - Still there, huh?

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