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laura V.

will you be my 'it's complicated' on facebook?

About Me

i schedule my life around meals. and judge it on a scale of mild to spicy. i also enjoy the oxford comma, french kissing, and fine malt liquors on sunday afternoons.


bramble ditch

..yelp!

My Interests

yoga. feminism. beer and burritos. cliterature. LGBT rights. yelping! steel reserve. beer bellies. belly rubs. hot hot hot sauce. lolcats. nooch. bok choy. kale. franzia. kitty cuddling. puppy cuddling. cuddling anything tiny and furry. wiggling my toes. squinting in the sun. BBQing barefoot. mixing foods that don't normally, but should go together, together.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will eat pizza (and other crumbly foods) in bed with me. anything as fabulous as this video.

Music:

lonnie johnson, the violent femmes, lou reed, fleetwood mac.

Movies:

the jerk, wild at heart, la dolce vita, the graduate.

..netflix me.

Television:

golden girls, seinfeld, x-files.

Books:

his dark materials trilogy, the harry potter series, beloved, the handmaid's tale, flaming iguanas, me talk pretty one day, full frontal feminism, i ♥ female orgasm.

Heroes:

thelma and louise.

My Blog

narcissist.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by laura V. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST