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About Me

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You scored as Assault Rifle. You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.

Assault Rifle


88%

Shotgun


75%

Sniper Rifle


75%

Machinegun


50%

SMG


44%

Revolver


38%

Pistol


31%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
created with QuizFarm.comIm picky when it comes to females, and i might be shallow but i always get to know the person first... Well, most of the time anyway. haha. I luv playing videojuegos, for u espanol speakers, and as for all you english speakers videogames. Go counterstrike and WoW (World of Warcraft.) yeah i know, im a nerd... (:-..) Reading is a fun way to kill time if there is nothing else to do. i aspire to becoming, maybe a game tester. People find me funny, intelligent, and sumtimes retarded, but i will always be straight forward with you. Unless im trying to get on your good side because you are ridiculously beautiful. Booz are fun, but drunken orgies with hot blonds are funnest of all. (JUST KIDDING ALEXANDRIA ROSE....) (they're also hardest to achieve, so if you have any advice for me just email.) lol ahem. but yes that was good fun jolly ol chap. tally ho wot wot. yeah im done.Love Ya, Brendan A. Hill So the first time i took this quiz, like a year ago these were my results
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 80%
Lust: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Envy: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot. How Sinful Are You?Now, i took it again, and i guess i like sex too much for my own good. psh, whatever. no such thing as too much sex, I say.
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 40%
Pride: 40%
Greed: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?this seems kinda gay for a guy to have. but whatever. it kills space and i cant find my results for the what type of poweranger are you quiz. im way pissed about it.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... everlasting
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Cigarette lighter
Your Favorite Target: Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count: 850,907,947
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 1
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $124,647,378,087,025
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 95%
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brendan Alan Hill
Birthday: March 30 1990
Birthplace: Singapore (dont ask, its sumwhere in the pacific ocean)
Current Location: Reno....(and sumwhere else i go when i doze off....every 5 minutes)
Eye Color: Brown (im told)
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ....lol guoda. right
Your Heritage: fuckin mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: MOCKISINS
Your Weakness: porn and being shy I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES
Your Fears: drowning, suffocating, dieing while having sex...
Your Perfect Pizza: STUFFED CRUST MEATLOVERS FROM PIZZAHUT
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lol same as ash, pass chem. AND GET LAID MORE THAN .....30 times. (I'm damn near halfway :)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: NIGGA PLEAZ
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i and why does my head hurt
Your Best Physical Feature: look at me, im hidious
Your Bedtime: wheneva
Your Most Missed Memory: lets no go there.... jk uhhh thats too deep a Q for me right now
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURGERKING
Single or Group Dates: single baby
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eff em both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: ....recreationally
Do you Swear: unfortunatly
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: i hope so
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: duh
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: yup....most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: on a boat in choppy seas...yup
Do you think you are Attractive: oh i would definatly do me withOUT hesitation
Are you a Health Freak: nope lol
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell ya
Do you play an Instrument: used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yessir
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ....YES actually i HAVe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no sir its fuckin cold out there....do hottubs count....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: shit no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha not that im aware of ;)
Ever been Beaten up: nope (thnx to Tristan)
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: ....think happy thoughts....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pornstar lol jk....sum1 who makes LOTS of money
What country would you most like to Visit: germany mmmmm beer
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: eh, im not picky.
Height: uhhhh 5'6"-6'0"
Weight: not fat, not too thin. just right baby
Best Clothing Style: wtf does that mean???
Number of Drugs I have taken: what does this have to do with sumthin u want in a boy or a girl....and for your info...1 or 2
Number of CDs I own: too many lol
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: shit........like 30+
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!so too many chicks have years of life info on their myspace things and its ceepy cuz some 50 yr old suffering from shrinkage could come rape them at any moment....but think happy thoughts, right? anyway... i am interested in me first....unless you are an attractive female and possess sizable mammaries.

My Interests

Computers, female company, lesbians, TV, XBOX, shooting my firearms (WAHOOH) sports, friends, distillery making, partying, uhhh did i mention girls??? WoW (World of Warcraft) and umm brainfart nm get back to you on that one.

I'd like to meet:

Carmen Electra, Michael Jordan, Terrel Owens, Christopher Paulini, other i can't remember, i think.......who knows, ME IN 20 YEARS!!! Seeing ASHLEY WASTED sounds pretty wild. gotta try to see that someday. and now for your random tidbit of the day,
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Music:

well, some gay dickweed computer program (most likely me incoherently drunk) deleted my music shit, so im gonna use it as a random....place....to put things....so yeah enjoy.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Shovel
Your Favorite Target: Prostitutes
Your Kill Count: 13, 108, 925
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 2
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $278, 502, 069, 728, 843
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 1%

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Movies:

lock pick making



video on how to make lockpicks, http://www.lockpicking101.com fuckin P I M P Night at the Roxburry DEFINATLY......what is luv, baby dont hurt me..., anyway, Dawn of the Dead was a good one, even though NOBODY ELSE FUCKIN SAW IT. You know, there are alot of mavies i thought kicked ass but none of them come to mind, so if u think of one give me a ring-ish. sorta. anyway. yeah girls gone wild spring break, uhhh harold and kumar go to white castle. lol, pretty much anything im not supposed to see. im sick and twisted like that

Television:

THE O.C. BABY HELL YEAH. In reality i havent seen it in a few seasons but its all good. and also stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Battlestar Galactica.......and the food channel of course. YUMMY

Books:

I enjoyed all the tom clancy novels, and i still enjoy re-reading the old redwall books by brian jacques. Great man he was. FUCK, if i listed all the good books I've read you guys would kill yourselves from boredom before u finished, so just trust me when i say that I've been around the block when it comes to books. oh yeah.

Heroes:

Michael Jordan, Steve Young, and others...... WHOEVER MADE WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and so i decided that this side of my profile is way outa proportion length wise with the other so i am putting my huge arse IQ test in here to balance things out :D yay.Your IQ score is: 124 You scored 124 on Tickle's IQ test. This means that based on your answers, your IQ score is between 114 and 124. Most people's IQs are between 70 and 130. In fact, 95% of all people have IQs within that range. 68% of people score between 80 and 120. The following chart to your right, shows these percentages and where your IQ score is on that scale.Print your Certificate of Intellectual Achievement.There's more to intelligence than a single number, a single score or a single label. Tickle uses four distinguishable Intelligence Scales in the Ultimate IQ Test. By analyzing your individual scores on those four scales, we are able to look beyond the raw IQ score into how you process information and thereby determine your Intellectual Type. How do you relate to other IQ test takers?Your Intellectual Type Is: You've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind. You're able to whittle even the most complex situation down to comprehensible component parts. In short, you have mastered the art and science of precision. That's what makes you a Precision Processor.For you, life is a series of equations. Your brain is naturally predisposed to intense mathematical acuity, and your understanding of numerical problems is unparalleled. It's second nature for you to cut to the heart of an issue, so that you can discover quick solutions to problems while others get bogged down in unnecessary details. One Precision Processor that comes to mind is the Greek philosopher-mathematician, Pythagoras. Pythagoras had a mind for numbers and, as such, could come up with previously unknown theories like his method for calculating the sides of a right triangle (a2+b2=c2). You too, can use numbers to translate aspects of the world around you — something that doesn't come easily to everyone. Your quick mathematical mind will allow you to communicate a variety of ideas to other people, so don't keep it to yourself.Precision Processors can apply their mathematical skills to any situation involving numbers. That's a talent that will come in handy for everything from the workplace to splitting a bill 12 ways to converting foreign currency in your head. Others often look to you to do the math and luckily, you're well equipped. Great Jobs For You Because of the way you process information, these are just some of the many careers in which you could excel: Scientist Mathematician Accountant Data Analyst Musician Astronomer Researcher PhysicistSome of Your Greatest Talents You've got tons of strengths. It wouldn't surprise us if you: Are resourceful Are detail oriented Are highly efficient & economical Are lightening quick with responses Think in numbers Are experimentalYour 4 Intelligence ScalesNow let's look at the factors that contribute to you being a Precision Processor with a 124 IQ score.Based on the results of your test, Tickle divided your scores into four distinguishable dimensions — mathematical intelligence, visual-spatial intelligence, linguistic intelligence and logic intelligence.Here's how each of your intelligence scores break down:Mathematical IntelligenceYour Mathematical PercentileYou scored in the 100th percentile on the mathematical intelligence scale.This means that you scored higher than 90% - 100% of people who took the test and that 0% - 10% scored higher than you did. The scale above illustrates this visually.Your mathematical intelligence score represents your combined ability to reason and calculate. You scored relatively high, which means you're probably the one your friends look to when splitting the lunch bill or calculating your waitresses' tip. You may or may not be known as a math whiz, but number crunching might come a little easier to you than it does others.This is the kind of question that helped to determine your mathematical intelligence score:A boy is 4 years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is 12 years old, how old will his sister be? 16, 20, 24, 28, 32.answer: 20. The sister is (3 )three times older than her (4) four-year-old brother. Three times 4 is 12, in other words, when he is four, she is 12. Twelve years old is 8 years older than 4 years old, which makes her 8 years older than him. This never changes. Therefore, when he is 12, she is still 8 years older, or 12+8=20.Flexing Your Math Muscles Like anything, keeping or improving your math talents requires practice. Here are some everyday mental exercises that could be particularly helpful to you: Balancing your checkbook Figuring out your monthly budget Predicting what the change will be the next time you buy something Calculating your waitperson's tip in your headVisual-Spatial IntelligenceYour Visual-Spatial PercentileYou scored in the 50th percentile on the visual-spatial intelligence scale. This means that you scored higher than 40% - 50% of people who took the test and that 50% - 60% scored higher than you did. The scale above illustrates this visually.The visual-spatial component of intelligence measures your ability to extract a visual pattern and from that envision what should come next in a sequence. Your score was relatively low, meaning you might leave the map reading, chess playing and metaphor forming to your friends. These are all skills that come a little easier to people who tend to think in pictures.Here's the type of question that contributed to your visual-spatial intelligence score: is to as is to Answer:The answer lies in recognizing not only the visual sequence of a square and then a line, but in the recognizing the solidity of the line in the first example and the broken quality of the line in the second example.Vision Quest Like anything, keeping or improving visual-spatial talents requires some practice. Here are some everyday mental exercises that will be particularly helpful to you: Playing chess, or video games like Tetris Studying maps and become the navigator on your next trip Sculpting or photographyLinguistic IntelligenceYour Linguistic PercentileYou scored in the 80th percentile on the linguistic intelligence scale. This means that you scored higher than 70% - 80% of people who took the test and that 20% - 30% scored higher than you did. The scale above illustrates this visually.Linguistic abilities include reading, writing and communicating with words. Tickle's test measures knowledge of vocabulary, ease in completing word analogies and the ability to think critically about a statement based on its semantic structure. Your score was relatively high, which could mean you know your way around a bookstore and maybe like to bandy about the occasional 25-cent word to impress friends.Here's the type of question that contributed to your linguistic intelligence scale score:Inept is the opposite of:Answer: Skillful.The answer is derived by prior knowledge that "inept" means "unskillful" (Oxford Concise Dictionary).Word Power Like anything, keeping or improving linguistic talents requires some practice. Here are some everyday mental exercises that will be particularly helpful to you: Doing crossword puzzles Start reading just for fun Befriending your dictionary The next time something breaks, try reading the instruction book firstLogical IntelligenceYour Logical PercentileYou scored in the 90th percentile on the logical intelligence scale. This means that you scored higher than 80% - 90% of people who took the test and that 10% - 20% scored higher than you did. The scale above illustrates this visually.Tickle's logical intelligence questions assess your ability to think things through. The questions determine the extent to which you use reasoning and logic to determine the best solution to a problem. Your logic score was relatively high, which could mean that when the car breaks down, your friends look to you to help figure out not only what's wrong, but how to fix it and how you're going to get to the next gas station.Here's the kind of question that contributed to your logical intelligence score:If some Wicks are Slicks and some Slicks are Snicks, then some Wicks are definitely Snicks.Answer: False The statement is false because while some Wicks might be Slicks, there is no conclusive proof that any of them might be Snicks.Logic Lessons Like anything, keeping or improving logical talents requires some practice. Here are some everyday mental exercises that will be particularly helpful to you: Trying some brain teasers Throwing away the instructions and relying on instinct to fix something Playing chessWhat do all these percentiles mean? For each scale, Tickle determined how many people received scores above and below yours. Your "percentile" represents what percentage of people scored lower than you. In other words, 90th percentile means you scored higher than 80 to 90% of people did.How are the percentiles determined? These percentiles were determined based on the one million users who have already taken our test. We then adjusted these percentiles based on a nationally representative IQ distribution to make sure that no level of intelligence was over- or underrepresented in the analysis. Thus, the percentiles we present reflect your score compared with people in the United States in general.What factors helped determine my score? If your score isn't as high as you thought it would be, remember that there are plenty of external factors that can affect your performance on the test. If you were tired, hungry or distracted, you might have scored lower than you expected because you were less able to concentrate.Your level of formal education and your familiarity with taking these kinds of tests also influence how well you do. That's part of the reason IQ tests aren't a perfect measure of your intelligence. Your score would probably be quite different if the IQ test was designed to take into account your musical, artistic, emotional and social skills.On their own, IQ scores can't predict someone's ultimate success or definitive potential for success. Many of the qualities that lead to great achievements are learned through culture, experience and schooling - not solely from doing well on an IQ test.What your IQ test can help explain, however, is how your brain works best. By looking at the kinds of questions you answered correctly and the kinds of questions you answered incorrectly, we can tell you more about your intelligence type — the type that explains the kind of information that makes sense to your brain.