I love Fine Cuban Cigars, Scotch or Brandy, watching the human race destroy themselves for my benefit, Buying and Selling Stocks and souls, evil corporations such as( WalMart, Disney, AOL Time Warner, Exxon, Starbucks, GM, Ford, Shell, Microsoft, IBM, Apple/ Macintosh, Yahoo, Google, MySpace,) people who worship me and think that they'll get something out of it, Brangelina, George Clooney, George W. Bush, the stupidity of humans from ignorant liberal hippies to radical relgious cocervatives, Devils Food Cake with vanilla icecream, lobster bisk, and LSD.
AC/DC, Beethoven, Three Six Mafia, The Rolling Stones, Chicago, Black Sabbath, the Flaming Lips, Fall Out Boy, Garth Brooks,
Big, Little Nicky, Hocus Pocus, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Milo and Otis, Mean Girls, Dogma, Fear and Loathing, The Omen, The Wizard of Oz, The Devil's Advocate,
Hardball, Anderson Cooper 360, The Colbert Report, Ultimate Fighting, Wonder Showzen, Dinosaurs, Martha Stewart, anything on E! or Vh1
The DaVinci Code, Harry Potter, Nancy Drew,Your Best Life Now: by Joel Osteen, Pride and Prejudice, The Holy Bible("its hillarious, a "must read" for fans of comedy.)