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H-dub... Im, like, one of The Cool Kids

No disrespek, but you is Canadian. So, you don't even speak English.

About Me


WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT LIL OL ME?

Check out the video section to see me providing the Hot Indie News on the pimpest indie internet radio station, M3 Radio. It's h. Holla at ya girl!

12.20.06 M3 Radio Independent News

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My Interests

Everything and nothing. Seriously, if I told you that I enjoy listening to music, hanging with friends, and long strolls on the beach would anyone really get excited? Would you care? No. Yawn....

Long story but basically when I was in Rome during one of our "Hard Rock Sundays", my girls, Liz, Shana, and I started a band. We were 'totally famous in Afghanistan' but then there was George W. Ultimately, our fame has no boundaries...

Here are my two fave cricketers on the Australian team, Adam Gilchrist and Ricky Ponting :-)

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Gwen Stefani and Ali G. I'd also like to meet Fidel Castro before the "inevitable", but.... I'd really like to MAKE OUT with Scott Foley before he gets married (and I'm not talkin 3rd grade steez, folks). Nummy nummy nummy, the man ages quite well. Oh yeah, and I'd be just tickled pink if I could MARRY Wentworth Miller (sexilicious!). Can someone (ANYONE) make any of this happen? Hello? My birthday is coming up and that would make for a dandy lil present, holla!!

For Luba Zuba & Ryde'r-die:

NYE2006Wangaratta /Boorhaman - Australia Day Weekend

Music:

I have found that people do care about what others listen to though and if you're reading this then you're probably a music snob and are already judging (damn elitists!)... Whatevs. So since when is anyone's musical collection static? Never. So instead, I'll just tell you what's been playing on my i-Pizzle lately: Metallica, Echobrain, Peeping Tom, E-40, System Of A Down, No Doubt/Gwen Stefani, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Jay-Z, Mr. Bungle, The Killers, The Streets, Tomahawk, Me First & The Gimmie Gimmies, Mac Dre (R.I.P), Juke Kartel, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Bjork.

Television:

For my weekly viewing pleasure, I indulge in the following:

My Blog

An American Chick In Melbourne- First Trip To "The Bush"

So in the third installment of An American Chick In Melbourne, I am here to report back that I went to "the bush" and SURVIVED, bitches. Ha! All of you who thought that I'm too primadonna for Australi...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

An American Chick In Melbourne- Haleemon's An Asshole

In the second entry of An American Chick In Melbourne, we have a chapter (to include many forthcoming sub-chapters) titled "Haleemon's An Asshole."I work at a local bar in my hood (They're called "hot...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

Gotta Support My Peeps- Didn't realize how many cool friends I have!

Hope you'll do the same. I'm feeling mildly philanthropic right now and decided that I should dedicate some myspace bloggage to support my friends (I know, I know. I'm so charitable, haha). So, lemme ...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

An American Chick In Melbourne- Marriage Proposal

In the first edition of "An American Chick in Melbourne," I give you the tale of my first marriage proposal to an Aussie bloke. I actually proposed twice (in a drunken stupor) to my roommate's friend....
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

Hot Indie News Interview with Toby Rand of Juke Kartel

Interview with Toby Rand (Juke Kartel)By Haleemon WoodardDecember 7, 2006Back in September, I wrote a review of a new up-and-coming Melbourne based band, Juke Kartel, and how they are taking the indie...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:15:00 PST

Ohhhhh... the things we do for $50 bucks

So when I first moved to NY I was hella hard up for cash so I did this commercial for $50. I was soooo good that they used like 2 seconds of me nestled in the middle, hahaha! Guess I wasn't good enoug...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

Flyboys- Hot Indie News Movie Review

FLYBOYS IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 22, 2006   Starring: James Franco, Martin Henderson, Jean Reno, Jennifer Decker, David Ellison, Philip Winchester, Abdul Salis, & Tyler Labine   By Halee...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

Haleemon giving the Hot Indie News on M3 Radio (video steez)... loves it!

Madonna Tour Interrupted, The Jersey Girls, No Skinny Models, One Classy Lady, Nurse Strangles Burgler, Nude Photos Offensive, Scientists Predict IQs, Military Fuzzy Math By M3Radio.comhttp://www.hoti...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:23:00 PST

I'm friendly & all but I don't need "friend requests" from randoms "whoring" their MySpace page

...with complete disregard to my interests (i.e. those myspacers that use "whore codes" to generate a gazillion friends, so lame by the way). But chances are if you're using whore codes, then you're n...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

Hot Indie News: Review of Australian band, JUKE KARTEL

    'An enigmatic music force that is taking the indie world by storm... from across the pond. Well done'     By Haleemon Woodard, Senior Editor, at HOT INDIE NEWS Date Publi...
Posted by Haleemon... that's h on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST