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About Me


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my name is dane mcmahon-squires.
my dvds are in alphabetical order.
i can solve a rubik's cube in under eighty seconds every time.
expect to hear my opinion often, especially if you post shit bulletins. you have several options: deal with it, fuck off, or stop being such a wanker fartarse.
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warm fuzzies
system upgrades
(all ear work was self-done)
current:
piercing/stretching:
approx. 3mm standard vertical tongue
approx. 26mm paired stretched lobes
14ga vertical sternum surface bar piercing
planned:
piercing/stretching:
30mm paired lobes
6ga bridge
4ga paired tragii
00ga inner conch dermal punched
14ga horizontal tongue tip
2ga stretched vertical tongue
navel project (similar to an inverted peace sign, ask for details)
1/2" stretched transscrotal (pierced at 6ga)
2× paired nostrils: fronts at 8ga (pierced at 14ga); backs at 14ga
4× sub-clavicles
14ga permanent surface bar "corset" piercings on forearms (corsetted using slave captive bead rings)
tattoo/scarification:
paired hollowsquare skin removal scarification on ankles
"extremist" upper lip tattoo
implant:
2× 1/2" steel ball implants at top of shaft
square teflon implant on upper back
surgical:
tongue bifurication
ear pointing
superincision/subincision (still deciding)
ritual/play:
coma suspension
firewalk
lots of play piercing
retired:
3× stretched piercings in right lobe (8mm, 6mm, 4mm from bottom to top) (removed for further stretching)
another 14ga piercing in left lobe (removed for further stretching)
vertical 14ga surface bar under navel (rejected)
10ga medusa (removed for family)
14ga left hand web (between thumb and index finger) (removed for impracticality)

My Interests



2-minute noodles
90+ minute showers at ridiculous hours of the morning
anime/manga/hentai
body modification
carmageddon
deep fried mars bars
electronic music production & manipulation
fashion/anti-fashion
fishing
graffiti
kung-fu
hairdressing & makeup
horseriding
nihilism
parkour
rave/psy culture
salmon jerky
satanism
silent hill
the netherlands
the woxo principle

I'd like to meet:


Music:

just a fraction of many 1200 mics a*s*y*s agoraphobic nosebleed airscape airwave akira anaal nathrakh anal cunt anally aborted fetus aphex twin aphrodite armin van buuren atari teenage riot autechre bad boyz battleheart beethoven ben sims blutonium boy bodies in the gears of the apparatus bomfunk mc's broadcast busta rhymes caninus catscan cex commander tom concord dawn converter cygnus x d.o.a. dave clarke deadnoise derb desiderii marginis dione dj isaac dj ocram dj rush dj virus dj zany dj/rupture dk dom & roland dr. macabre egnal ramd e-noid evol intent felix kröcher fibrosarcoma fky frank kvitta freeform five green velvet hatebeak hennes & cold infected mushroom job for a cowboy kamelot kaylab ken davis kosheen lady dana lykathea aflame m1dy mason matthew herbert merzbow mike heart mindless self indulgence moby mr. scruff nasenbluten naxzul negative a nile noisekick noizefucker o.b.i. on inc. ophidian origin outblast papa roach passenger of shit pavarotti & friends pavo pet duo photek pink floyd powderfinger prosthetic cunt randy katana rjd2 richie hawtin scan x slavefriese slipknot soto squarepusher strapping young lad sunbeam switchblade tapage terence fixmer the dillinger escape plan the gerigerogegege the lost brothers the rapist thomas trouble tiësto tomcraft tzar umek v/vm vader venetian snares vitalic whitehouse xome

Movies:

ace ventura 1 & 2
beavis and butthead do america
constantine
crossroads
dumplings
fat pizza
human traffic
kung-pow! enter the fist
lord of war
modify
one perfect day
pulp fiction
requiem for a dream
romeo + juliet (baz luhrmanns version)
silent hill
snatch
spawn
the omen
the rocky horror picture show

everything by monty python
anything by chris cunningham
almost anything:

    provocative banned violent druggy dubbed badly dubbed subtitled blasphemious profane sexually diverse controversial anime on sbs at ridiculous hours of the morning

Television:

beavis and butthead
coupling
daria
futurama
get smart
neon genesis: evangelion
pokémon
red dwarf
ren and stimpy
sonic x
south park
the chaser's war on everything

fawlty towers
farty towels
watery fowls
flowery twats
fatty owls
flay otters

almost anything in the aforementioned list

Books:

the satanic bible - anton lavey
remote control - andy mcnab
anything by william shakespeare, particularly the sonnets & three tragedies (romeo + juliet, king lear, macbeth)

Heroes:

jackson clarke

My Blog

harry potter: the results after replacing 'wand' with 'wang'

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' eve...
Posted by disney¯ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:45:00 PST